funny things pets do

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Marlinman, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Marlinman

    Marlinman New Member

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    My malamute just prompted this. Me and my fiancee were cleaning guns at her moms house. Had been for about an hour when her mom asks if we have seen her little dust mop(part pom and part ****z su). I said no and went to put the rifle i had just cleaned back in the safe. Found the door shut with the lock bolt shot. Opened it and theres that damned mop bout to pass out from lack of air. Carried him into the living room asked my fiancee if she shut the safe and she said no she thought i had. Then i hear the door slam shut. Went to investigate in time to see the mute shoot the bolt home. He hates that little dog so......i am still laughing needless to say;)

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  2. fmj

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    knew a Rotty once that would take his leash down, unlock the front door, open the door and take himself for a walk, leash in mouth.

    Knew a husky that would let ANYONE into the house....if he didnt like you, or you werent part of the group, he would corner you in the dining room and then just sit there and stare at you with those cold, ice blue eyes. If you moved, he moved to block. You stayed, standing, in that corner until someone came and called him off.......oh, he would also bite you if you didnt allow the Kegerator to run a little into the "drip pan" under the tap for him to lap up when you refreshed your cup.
     

  3. Marlinman

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    Chaos has clear eyes. He hates anyone except my fiancee getting near me;) he also hates salemen....loves there pants though-the azz of them;)

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  4. Cattledog

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    Not so much funny as it is terrifying ... My dog will try to bite muzzle flash. Noises don't phase her at all though. Far as I can tell its the visual that gets her exited cause she does the same thing with a hose, or nerf gun. In fact, during a BBQ she even grabbed a nerf gun by the muzzle an took it from a kid that was pointing at her. Now that was hilarious:D
     
  5. Marlinman

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    Ya that is. What kind of dog is it?

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  6. trip286

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    I had a half malamute, half catahoula climb a tree to get away from a cat. A cat who refused to climb the tree and sat on the ground and yowled at him for over an hour.
     
  7. Marlinman

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    Ya thats hilarious

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  8. Marlinman

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    Chaos would have shredded said cat if he could catch it

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  9. Cattledog

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    a cattledog shepherd mix (what else :D). Being a control freak is in her blood. Im sure that has everything to do with it.
     
  10. Marlinman

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    Ya i bet. My mute is that way sometimes. Although i think he is worse just because he is probably ALOT bigger than your dog. As in hes 32" tall at top of front shoulder and weighs about 205 lbs or so.

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  11. bigdaddy573

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    My nephew trys to walk my dog when let him in at nite and it is priceless cuz my dog petty much drags him around the house and all u hear is stop nugget not that way then u end up hearing my nephew smack his head on the kitchen table
     
  12. Marlinman

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    What kinda dog is he?

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  13. bigdaddy573

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    He is a mix half red rott and pitbull

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  14. Marlinman

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    Good lookin dog but i think ill stick w my mute, wolves, and my........mutt which just so happens to be named hooch and is part dogue bordeoux and part neopolitan mastiff

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  15. bigdaddy573

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    Ya wish I could get a wolf
     
  16. trip286

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    damn neopolitans...

    I was bitten by one once, well, he was playing so it was more of a nip. One nice puncture hole right above my navel, and another one right in the center of my back, where he got me from the side and wrapped his mouth halfway around my body. I was 14 or so, and around 180 lbs. Those dogs are too big for their own good.
     
  17. Marlinman

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    Hooch is a big baby. He is also lazy as hell. Touch my little cousin though and you will lose your arm and then chaos will rip your head off. So i think chaos is more the one to watch.

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  18. bigdaddy573

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    Sound like my dog with my nephew and his sticks lol
     
  19. Marlinman

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    Lets just say chaos lives up to his name and he learned his take no shyt from something big, black, red eyed, and demonically named and he takes it very seriously when his people aka his property is threatened.

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  20. bigdaddy573

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    One time I went to clean up his area cuz all the sticks and I grab a handful and it was on I had to fight him just to get out of reach from his chain then four a week straight I could not feed him for nutin cuz was so dam mad at me