Funny signs you may have seen

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  1. Davyboy

    Davyboy New Member

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    Any funny signs you may have seen post here.

    A few to get you going.


    In a Bangkok temple:
    IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

    Cocktail lounge, Norway:
    LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

    Doctor’s office in Rome:
    WE’RE SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

    Dry cleaners in Bangkok:
    DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

    In a Nairobi restaurant:
    CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

    On a main road in Mombassa:
    TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

    Poster in Kenya:
    ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

    In a cemetery in France:
    PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

    Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
    GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
    OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

    In a Tokyo bar:
    WE HAVE SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

    Hotel in Yugoslavia:
    HE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

    Hotel in Japan:
    YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

    In a Moscow hotel:
    YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

    A sign in Germany s’ Black Forest:
    IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

    Hotel in Zurich:
    BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

    Ad. for donkey rides in Thailand :
    WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ***?

    Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
    WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

    A laundry in Rome:
    LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
     
  2. Blueguns

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    Here's a couple:

    WE ASK YOU REFRAIN FROM FLICKING CIGARETTE BUTTS NEAR THE WATER, THE FISH ARE BECOMING ADDICTED.

    At KFC: HILARY SPECIAL, TWO LARGE THIGHS WTH SMALL BREASTS AND A LEFT WING.

    On private property: TRESPASSING VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN.
     

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  4. Blueguns

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    Gonna have to take that outta their estate.
     
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  6. Fathead00

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  7. Davyboy

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    Like this one

    A dirty bomb
     

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  8. c3shooter

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    Turnabout is fair play, Davy- Think this one is from the UK......


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  9. Davyboy

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    Yep it definitely is. I have driven past it and would of posted it shortly but you beat me to the draw :D
     
  10. Vincine

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    Political misdirection?
     

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  11. Davyboy

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    British again C3
     

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  12. c3shooter

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    Welcome to the neighborhood.
     

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  14. boatme98

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    Boy, how many times could I have used that!
     
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    "no matter how big and bad you are, when a 2 year old hands you a toy phone, you'd better answer it."
     
  17. Gone_South

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    When I was in Seoul years ago we were at a restaurant and on the menu it had a list of the different Mandu they served. One was Dog Mandu. At the bottom they also listed Hotdog.

    Probably not that funny but I thought it was. I started wondering what a Hotdog was there. I pictured a Dachshund running out of the kitchen on fire.
     
  18. Davyboy

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    Another UK one

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