OK, we all have a funny fart stories, maybe a bunch of them. I think farts are funny as well...crap. Tell your funny fart stories please. #1 for me: I was in the ninth grade. I rode the school bus to school. When the bus arrived I exited and headed for the door to the school. Somehow I managed to walk in alone, the whole hallway was mine. I had to fart so I did and kept walking. About 20 feet or so later I heard the following conversation between two guys: "Damn, you farted!" "NO I didn't, you did" Ahhhh, man it stinks get away from me" I'll share another later.