Funny email I got

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  1. Bladerunnerfury

    Bladerunnerfury New Member

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    From my dad:

    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM AND HOW HE DID IT

    (Personally, I would have given him 100%)

    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * It will simply become wet

    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built..

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
     
  2. jgoertz

    jgoertz New Member

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    Some years ago I was told a story by a Professor that taught philosophy and logic. He had been told the story by a colleague, so he decided to try it.

    Mid Semester test: one question...

    Why?

    Most of the students struggled for some time to come up with a logical answer. One student quickly wrote something and turned his paper over. The prof later looked at the paper and gave the student an "A".

    The best answer, "Why not".

    Actually happened!
     

  3. Mosin

    Mosin Well-Known Member

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    I had to turn in an assignment and one yes took was what happens to an alternator that develops a stator coil short.
    I just attached a picture of Barbara Streisand to it, and the teacher gave me full credit.
     
  4. Mosin

    Mosin Well-Known Member

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    Question.... Not yes took. Stupid autocorrect
     
  5. DrumJunkie

    DrumJunkie New Member

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    I had a psyc class several years ago that everyone was told to read all the questions before answering. The last thing on the paper was to put your name and date on the paper and that was all. then turn it in. People looked at me really strange when I took my paper up in a couple minutes and walked out of the class room. I was the only one in there that didn't answer the rest of the questions. I was also the only one to pass that test....;)
     
  6. mrm14

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    Actually hapened.

    Had a philosophy class in the early 1970's and the professor posed a hypothetical question to the class to see how we would reply.

    He set up a scenario stating that a roving gang of bad bikers had kidnapped his wife and kids and told him he would have to have sex with a sheep in front of the whole campus student body or they would kill his family.

    So naturally, to save his family, he said he would have sex with the sheep in front of the whole student body.

    The question he then posed to the class was:

    "After doing this to save my family, how would you, as my students or colleagues, respond to me when I said hello to you as I walked past you on campus?"

    Guy in front of me raised his hand and responded "Bahhhhh!!":D
     
  7. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    LOL ... that kid is obviously way smarter than that exam could quantify ;)
     
  8. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I gave that test to a couple of Basic Peace Officer classes I coordinated. Was fun to see the poeple doing the stuff listed in the test. Very few did it right.
     
  9. ShagNasty1001

    ShagNasty1001 New Member

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    My dad told me that once. Said it happened in one of his classes at OU
     
  10. primer1

    primer1 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Been there, done that. Was amazed that no one else got it. :)
     
  11. Trez

    Trez Well-Known Member

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    Hey he got a A+ for creativity.... :p
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Vincine

    Vincine New Member

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    We had to take a bunch of psych courses in nursing school. A question on a Developing Psychology test asked, "What are Rites of Passage?" The answers are along the lines of; coming of age, marriage & death, baptism, confirmation, etc.

    I wrote 'This Nursing Course'.

    He gave me the point.