Funniest one liner I've heard in a long time

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by jca1, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    What did the perverted frog say to the princess?

    RUB IT
     
  2. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    :D Ok, I'm stealing it for work tommorrow.
    But it might be too cerebral for my work mates.
     

  3. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    What did Donald Duck say to the hooker?
    Put it on my bill.

    What has black feathers, a machinegun, and shoots up airports?
    Khadaffy Duck
     
  4. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    two potatoes sitting on a fence, which one is easy?

    The one that says Idaho

    What did the battery say to the tater chips?

    I'm eveready if your fritolay
     
  5. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    My dad is going to love these tomorrow.