FTF Ninja Ammo Exercise

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Feb 21, 2010.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    First, this is not real, so mall guys, keep walking.

    Second even though it's a joke, keep it legal.

    I need the reloading guys, the marketing guys, the photoshop guys, and the funny guys.

    We want to market a new super kick azz ammo. More lethal than Paris Hilton's social maladys, hotter than 1000 suns.

    Let's start with a name.....:D
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Devil's Whisper?

    Chiron's Invitation?

    Harbinger Rounds?
     

  3. Davyboy

    Davyboy New Member

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    How about

    superkill ammo
     
  4. Davyboy

    Davyboy New Member

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    or

    cruise bullets never miss again
     
  5. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I tried to come up with an acronym for NINJA but I couldn't.....I have failed you all.
     
  6. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Nitro
    Incidiary
    Nickel
    Jackted
    Ammo

    Or maybe Nylon jacketed. Glass filled Nylon that is.
     
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  7. DarinCraft

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    The name should include "tactical" and "Spec Ops" because those are instant hard-on words for our mall ninjas
     
  8. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Don't you mean tacticle?
     
  9. gorknoids

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    Shurikenseiden Death Claw? Tac-Op Overkill? Hot Op-IC?
     
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  10. Hey-you-guys

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    Benning Boy's Long-range, close-combat, nuclear precision explosive sniper buckshot/poison-tipped flechette anti-zombie non-lethal NATO approved anthrax rounds. NOW AVAILABLE IN .40 S&W, FULLY ENDORSED FOR HARD-EDGED SUBURBAN WARFARE! Each shell is finely crafted using American brass harvested from Chinese doorknobs, lead and tin from liberated African villages, and clean burning powder made from black pepper ground in lighter fluid. Brought to you buy the makers of Hey-You-Guys gun oil, manufactured from a solution of dolphin blubber and childrens' tears.
     
  11. Glasshartt

    Glasshartt New Member

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    Whoa, what a write up.
     
  12. Car54

    Car54 New Member

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    After I got up from the floor still laughing, I think you might have something here. I think we could add to the box "keep away from libtards". What do you think?
     
  13. Gus556

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    If you could work in "Guaranteed not to rust, bust, or gather dust" and "They will even make Hillary shut the f*** up"..........you got yourself the makins for a GREAT infomercial.
     
  14. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    And what are they filled with? What is the gooey center to a super tactical ops carbide round?
     
  15. bigbad-ratman

    bigbad-ratman New Member

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    Pain...a propriatary(sp) recipe.
     
  16. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    rotflol!!!!!:d
     
  17. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    We could stuff em full of these....
     

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  18. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Stuff a dozen of these in our buckshot rounds.....
     

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  19. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    And the bullet lubricant is the natural oils from the pelts of baby seals.
     
  20. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Can the reloaders get the seal pelts? Love it!