Friday joke

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by NGIB, Mar 11, 2011.

  1. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    Saw this one on another forum and I stole it:

     
  2. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Got Beer?

    That was good.:D
     

  3. oldcoptn46

    oldcoptn46 Member Supporter

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    How bout this one.

    The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
    He called her into his office and said: "You graduated from the University of Tennessee , and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

    The secretary thought a moment, and then replied: "Everything but my earrings."
     
  4. Davyboy

    Davyboy New Member

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    Bloody funny that well worth the steal :D
     
  5. Daoust_Nat

    Daoust_Nat Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Kind of like the two Irishmen living in a house together. When a new neighbore asked a long time neighbor about them, the old timer said; "oh they are okay, they are just gay,"

    The new neighbor said; "how do you know?"

    The long time neighbor said; "It's their names, Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick. It is a dead give away!"