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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by NGIB, Mar 11, 2011.
Saw this one on another forum and I stole it:
That was good.
How bout this one.
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said: "You graduated from the University of Tennessee , and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied: "Everything but my earrings."
Bloody funny that well worth the steal
Kind of like the two Irishmen living in a house together. When a new neighbore asked a long time neighbor about them, the old timer said; "oh they are okay, they are just gay,"
The new neighbor said; "how do you know?"
The long time neighbor said; "It's their names, Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick. It is a dead give away!"