Fresh Balls

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Shihan, Jul 4, 2010.

  1. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    It is Summertime and when you are out working in the heat, this may come in handy.
    Fresh Balls
     
  2. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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    Just put some antiperspirant on the boys, that will get er done.
     

  3. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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    Great video right there. Love the string hangin down the leg at the end too.
     
  4. NitroxAZ

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    A little Gold Bond is the cure for Arizona Swamp A$$.
     
  5. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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    Heres what they have in the local hardware store for swass control.
     

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  6. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Me and my son have that stuff right there( the Monkey Butt Powder).

    He was chaffed one day and I put Gold Bond on him and he was jumping around like his balls were on fire, I laughed my ass off, RSG didn't find it as amusing.
     
  7. doctherock

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    yes sir that gold bond does have quite the tingle to it.
     
  8. NitroxAZ

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    You're not supposed to use the medicated Gold Bond.
     
  9. doctherock

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    Oh come on it feels so good and it cools and refreshes.
     
  10. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Man, was I thinking way off. I thought of a vasectomy reversal.
     
  11. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    The same applies in NC.
     
  12. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    I usually just take a handfull of Tic-Tacs, crush them to powder between the heels of my hands, and dust the boys. Minty fresh! :rolleyes:
     
  13. Jpyle

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    Me too...just don't use the cinnamon. :eek::eek:
     
  14. lonyaeger

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    Oh, the medicated Gold Bond in the green container is the BEST!!! :p:p:)
     
  15. joshfireart

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    we call it swalls which is sweaty ball or my wife gets swoob but i really hate swack
     
  16. saviorslegacy

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    Sounds like something that I done to myself.


    When I was about 11 or 12 I had this god aweful itch. I was scratching my balls and it just wouldn't stop. So I decided to put some itching cream on. I reached for the white tube and decided to lather on some a lot because it was a big itch. The tube wasn't anti itch cream however, it was Bengay. Long story short..... it became a raisen and turned bright red.
    Luckily I had a loving mother who told to rinse some of it off. She didn't tell me that cold water makes it worse though.