This thread is for funny stories that would have probably landed you in some trouble atleast with your parents, boss or authority. I will start. I worked in a dairy processing plant while living in Oregon. Of course they had a lab there. The lab was in close proximity to the mens room. Like most mens bathrooms the urinal shares a partition with the "throne". So standing at the urinal you could clearly see a foot right there on the other side. One day I looked at that foot I got the idea that I thought would be funny. So I go to the lab and get the iodine squeeze bottle and go back to the urinal. I send a stream into the uninal for effect. Then I squirted the foot and all around it. Sometimes I would say, "oh crap". Sometimes I would keep whistling, sometimes I would not make any noise. There were a varity of responses, some of the guys rushed out ready to do battle with their pants around their knees cussing me. I would hold the bottle up and they had to laugh at themselves. Some would yell at me to watch it. All had some pretty fast foot work.