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So...the other day my wife and I were doing some yard work. She had just moved a bag of potting soil over to one of her large pots and I realized she did not have anything to help her open the bag.

Being a gentlemen, I patted my trusty pocket folder and asked her if she'd like my knife?

She rolled her eyes and informed me that "not once" in her life has she ever needed a pocket kife and used her trowel to open the bag.:rolleyes:

Being a little anoyed at her snarky reply I offered that "not once" in my life had I ever needed a cotex, did that mean they were not useful?:D

I thought it was pretty funny but apparently feminine hygene jokes are lost on the fairer sex?

Tack
 

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Yeah, fair to say that's forbidden territory. My wife is not inline with those jokes either.
 

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Yeah, fair to say that's forbidden territory. My wife is not inline with those jokes either.
There is much truth to the "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" thing. I thought it was damn funny!

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Tackleberry1 said:
There is much truth to the "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" thing. I thought it was damn funny!

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And I agree with you that is was funny,
 

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Hahaha! That is funny! I'm not sure I would of been able to come up with it right there on the spot!..... That's a good one!
 

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Not the first time quick wit has gotten me into trouble. :)
 

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My soon to be ex said she wanted half my guns. (i guess since I only have three, I should saw one in half?) I told her I wanted half the tampons she'll be buying from now until she hits menopause, since I have about as much use for them as she does for my guns.
 

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So...the other day my wife and I were doing some yard work. She had just moved a bag of potting soil over to one of her large pots and I realized she did not have anything to help her open the bag.

Being a gentlemen, I patted my trusty pocket folder and asked her if she'd like my knife?

She rolled her eyes and informed me that "not once" in her life has she ever needed a pocket kife and used her trowel to open the bag.:rolleyes:

Being a little anoyed at her snarky reply I offered that "not once" in my life had I ever needed a cotex, did that mean they were not useful?:D

I thought it was pretty funny but apparently feminine hygene jokes are lost on the fairer sex?

Tack
I think I would have mentioned a nail file instead. Since I use nail clippers.

One of the first things my dad ever taught me is never go anywhere without a knife.
 

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My soon to be ex said she wanted half my guns. (i guess since I only have three, I should saw one in half?) I told her I wanted half the tampons she'll be buying from now until she hits menopause, since I have about as much use for them as she does for my guns.
Congrats on your soon to be freedom.

You'll enjoy it.

It's great to be single-again.

And then you will forget about her.
 

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Wrecked said:
Here ya go :)
That's hilarious, thank you for making me laugh.
 

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So...the other day my wife and I were doing some yard work. She had just moved a bag of potting soil over to one of her large pots and I realized she did not have anything to help her open the bag.

Being a gentlemen, I patted my trusty pocket folder and asked her if she'd like my knife?

She rolled her eyes and informed me that "not once" in her life has she ever needed a pocket kife and used her trowel to open the bag.:rolleyes:

Being a little anoyed at her snarky reply I offered that "not once" in my life had I ever needed a cotex, did that mean they were not useful?:D

I thought it was pretty funny but apparently feminine hygene jokes are lost on the fairer sex?

Tack
If I may share some insight here; it's because it sucks so much that any reminder of the whole ordeal just isn't funny. :p

My soon to be ex said she wanted half my guns. (i guess since I only have three, I should saw one in half?) I told her I wanted half the tampons she'll be buying from now until she hits menopause, since I have about as much use for them as she does for my guns.
If she has no use for them, well, that's just mean and I'd like to kick her in the shins, I don't like it when people do things just to be mean. :mad:

Here ya go :)
You might also get kicked in the shins, bu not by me, that did make me smile just a little. :)
 

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My soon to be ex said she wanted half my guns. (i guess since I only have three, I should saw one in half?) I told her I wanted half the tampons she'll be buying from now until she hits menopause, since I have about as much use for them as she does for my guns.
What guns? You sold all your guns to that nice guy for $1. Remember? :D ;)
 

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Cinderocka1989 said:
Nah, he gave them to me for a hug. ;)
One hell of a hug!
 

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Cinderocka1989 said:
Well, yeah, it was from me... :D
I have a feelin that man is over the moon fer ya.
 

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kytowboater said:
I have a feelin that man is over the moon fer ya.
She's hot, nice, and likes big trucks and bikes! What's not to like? I think it would take more than a hug to part me from my 1911 though...
 
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