Foot in mouth...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Tackleberry1, May 12, 2012.

  1. Tackleberry1

    Tackleberry1 New Member

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    So...the other day my wife and I were doing some yard work. She had just moved a bag of potting soil over to one of her large pots and I realized she did not have anything to help her open the bag.

    Being a gentlemen, I patted my trusty pocket folder and asked her if she'd like my knife?

    She rolled her eyes and informed me that "not once" in her life has she ever needed a pocket kife and used her trowel to open the bag.:rolleyes:

    Being a little anoyed at her snarky reply I offered that "not once" in my life had I ever needed a cotex, did that mean they were not useful?:D

    I thought it was pretty funny but apparently feminine hygene jokes are lost on the fairer sex?

    Tack
     
  2. kytowboater

    kytowboater Active Member

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    Yeah, fair to say that's forbidden territory. My wife is not inline with those jokes either.
     

  3. Tackleberry1

    Tackleberry1 New Member

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    There is much truth to the "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" thing. I thought it was damn funny!

    Tack
     
  4. kytowboater

    kytowboater Active Member

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    And I agree with you that is was funny,
     
  5. Jkl-28

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    Hahaha! That is funny! I'm not sure I would of been able to come up with it right there on the spot!..... That's a good one!
     
  6. Tackleberry1

    Tackleberry1 New Member

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    Not the first time quick wit has gotten me into trouble. :)
     
  7. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    i found it funny too! but i am sure your wife didn't see the humor?:eek::D
     
  8. gollygee

    gollygee New Member

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    I'm guessing that since you can still type, she only closed one of your eyes. ;)
     
  9. trip286

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    My soon to be ex said she wanted half my guns. (i guess since I only have three, I should saw one in half?) I told her I wanted half the tampons she'll be buying from now until she hits menopause, since I have about as much use for them as she does for my guns.
     
  10. Shoobee

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    I think I would have mentioned a nail file instead. Since I use nail clippers.

    One of the first things my dad ever taught me is never go anywhere without a knife.
     
  11. Shoobee

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    Congrats on your soon to be freedom.

    You'll enjoy it.

    It's great to be single-again.

    And then you will forget about her.
     
  12. Wrecked

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    Here ya go :)
     

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  13. kytowboater

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    That's hilarious, thank you for making me laugh.
     
  14. Cinderocka1989

    Cinderocka1989 Well-Known Member

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    If I may share some insight here; it's because it sucks so much that any reminder of the whole ordeal just isn't funny. :p

    If she has no use for them, well, that's just mean and I'd like to kick her in the shins, I don't like it when people do things just to be mean. :mad:

    You might also get kicked in the shins, bu not by me, that did make me smile just a little. :)
     
  15. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    What guns? You sold all your guns to that nice guy for $1. Remember? :D ;)
     
  16. Cinderocka1989

    Cinderocka1989 Well-Known Member

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    Nah, he gave them to me for a hug. ;)
     
  17. kytowboater

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    One hell of a hug!
     
  18. Cinderocka1989

    Cinderocka1989 Well-Known Member

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    Well, yeah, it was from me... :D
     
  19. kytowboater

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    I have a feelin that man is over the moon fer ya.
     
  20. trip286

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    She's hot, nice, and likes big trucks and bikes! What's not to like? I think it would take more than a hug to part me from my 1911 though...