Five Rules For Men For a Happy Life

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  1. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Five rules for men to follow for a happy life


    1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks, cleans up and has a regular job.

    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh

    3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very very important that these four women do not know each other!
     
  2. failure_drill

    failure_drill New Member

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    LOL hahahaha good one, although i did get a swift upside the head slap by the wife who lovingly said " dont you forget i can hit the 300 meter target with the iron sight, and the max effective range of the m4 is 550 meters....." LOL
     

  3. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    I wonder if the guy who wrote that is still living? :D
     
  4. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    He's single!! Bet on it!
     
  5. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    This is all you really need to remember:

    A man has two choices, he can be right, or he can be happy.
     
  6. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Amen brother!! If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
     
  7. Jess

    Jess New Member

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    The new rule at our house goes something like this....

    "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way...but whatever you choose it will be MY WAY"
     
  8. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    And if mama is unhappy long enough your going to be unhappy with half your stuff!!