Fishing

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by suprdave, Apr 5, 2010.

  1. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

    Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

    His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

    Life is good in the South.
     
  2. ThorsHammer

    ThorsHammer New Member

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    I just spit coffee on my keyboard! Thanks for the guffaw Dave! :D
     

  3. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    That snake has good taste, coming back for more Jack!
     
  4. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Smart snake. :D
     
  5. Davyboy

    Davyboy New Member

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    Funny

    Best laugh I,ve had this year LOL
     
  6. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    I wonder what he would bring up if you gave him a shot of the 100 proof Southern Comfort? :)
     
  7. Rick1967

    Rick1967 Well-Known Member

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    You brightened my day. That was too funny.
     
  8. divinginn

    divinginn New Member

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  9. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    LOL!! Good one!! :D
     
  10. saviorslegacy

    saviorslegacy New Member

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    That is hilarious!
    Did you make this up or did you get it from somewhere?