Firearms Purchase Checklist

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by NitroxAZ, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    Just got this in an e-mail and thought everyone would appreciate it.

    Firearms Purchase Checklist

    Should You Buy That Gun?
    Check All That Apply

    ( ) I need this gun
    ( ) I want this gun
    ( ) I don't need this gun, but I might need it in the future
    ( ) This gun is a good deal
    ( ) This gun might be a good deal
    ( ) This gun would make good trade bait
    ( ) This gun isn't a good deal, but I owe the owner for the last good deal he gave me
    ( ) This gun is in great shape and would make a good investment
    ( ) This gun is in horrible shape but I bet I could restore it
    ( ) This gun's barrel is dark and shot out but I could use the action
    ( ) This gun's action is shot but the rifling is strong and could be used with that other action
    ( ) This gun's action and barrel are awful but the wood is probably good under the cosmoline
    ( ) I need this gun because I appreciate the engineering
    ( ) I need this gun because I appreciate it's aesthetics
    ( ) I need this gun because I appreciate it's role in history
    ( ) I need this gun because at some point it may be known for it's engineering, aesthetics or history
    ( ) This gun is rare, I should snap it up now
    ( ) This gun is common, everyone has one. Why shouldn't I?
    ( ) This gun is neither common nor rare, but it could be so I should buy it
    ( ) I already have this gun, but not in this caliber
    ( ) I already have this gun, but not in this barrel length
    ( ) I already have this gun, but not with this checkering/inlay
    ( ) I already have this gun but not with this color frame
    ( ) I already have this gun, but not a pair with contiguous serial numbers
    ( ) I need to buy this gun before the liberal nanny state bans them
    ( ) I need to buy this gun before the conservative fascist state takes them
    ( ) I need to buy this gun because I am an anarchist and F&$% YOU, THAT'S WHY!!!

    If you have checked one or more items, please feel free to purchase your firearm in good conscience
     
  2. iluv2shoot2

    iluv2shoot2 New Member

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    All of them make sense to me. Does that mean the government needs to keep an eye on me? I'm sorry. The Mandatory Sfety Course thread has me fired up!
     

  3. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    I'm guilty on every count. That was funny!
     
  4. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    (X ) All of the above