Firearm Political Correctness

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I forget who coined SUR (I want to say Musket, but I can't remember), but it occurred to me so many other facets of our collective passion could do with a liberal makeover. Name some. For instance...

    Reloading- Semi precious metal recycling

    Hi cap mag- large volume ammunition delivery system

    What else?
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Glock = Ghey

    Gaston Glock = The Father of Ghey

    Glock Fanboy = Romo ( pronounced with the Brazillian "H" sounding R )
     

  3. Last Crow

    Last Crow New Member

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    Assault rifles – SLR’s Self Loading Rifles which are semi auto.
     
  4. General_lee

    General_lee New Member

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    Gun salesman - Personal defense consultant
     
  5. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    r.j. = About to meet the Ban Hamster. :D
     
  6. roosterjuicer

    roosterjuicer New Member

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    So sorry almighty ban hamster it was just too perfect an opportunity to pass up.
     
  7. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    The Ban Hamster is a just overlord of evil and has a great sense of humor - thus your offering has been deemed worthy and not offensive. :cool:
     
  8. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Two to the chest and one to the head = Rapid metals distribution. ;)
     
  9. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Double tap - Knock, Knock!!
     
  10. falseharmonix

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    Mossberg 590 with 5+1 00 Buck, 4-shot side saddle, red-dot sight, knoxx stock = Home Owners Insurance
     
  11. roosterjuicer

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  12. SGT-MILLER

    SGT-MILLER New Member

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    Shot multiple times = Behavior modification via strategic lead injections
     
  13. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    or "food"

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  14. WDB

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    Consealed firearm = Life insurance
    Gun safe = Tool box
    Reloading = Reclycing
    Killing a BG = Composting
    Wounding a BG = Community service
    Range time = Therapy
    Hunting = Orangic meat harvesting
     
  15. dnthmn2004

    dnthmn2004 New Member

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    Two in the chest, one in the head = breathing holes, skull ventilation
     
  16. roosterjuicer

    roosterjuicer New Member

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    or "speed holes"
     
  17. Chiefof21

    Chiefof21 New Member

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    Arsenal=Collection of behavior modification appliances
     
  18. Gatekeeper

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    Target practice/training= Non-punitive paper modification
    Acquiring a new firearm= Diversifying portfolio
    Range report= Investment analysis
    Trading a firearm= Commodities exchange
    Trading in your beatdown1911 for a new Glock/ammo/$= Cash for clunkers
    Flashbang thrown into your hallway= High frequency space modulator
     
  19. Route 66 Rambler

    Route 66 Rambler New Member

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    Gunfight: Group Therapy

    Upgrading or modding your weapon: Relaxation Therapy

    The smell of cleaning lubes: Aroma Therapy

    Clubbing a BG down with your Mauser stock: Relief of tension