Fight! Fight! Pick the Winner!!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by ScottG, Feb 4, 2009.

  1. ScottG

    ScottG New Member

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  2. cpttango30

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    From the looks of it Mr. Bacon has a hefty reach and height advantage. If I remember right Mr. Tofu has one hell of a ground game with a BJJ Black belt. So if tofu takes it to the gound he will win with a quick submission. Now if Bacon can keep it on his feet he will blast tofu in the face all day long with knees and some of the nastiest elbows in the MMFA world. So Bacon need to get in cause damage and get back out. Combos with punches and kicks. Tofu needs to shoot and breing it to the ground and submitt bacon. I see bacon wining over all though with a KO in the 1 round. Tofu is a little week and not in good shape (Cube I guess).
     

  3. Dillinger

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    ^ Tango's right on the money. I would bet money on it.

    I know, I know, but Tofu is training with Wolf'sLair, along side Rampage and Cheick Kongo, and his ground game is top notch - blah, blah, blah...

    Look, Bacon has a DECIDED reach advantage, plus his takedown defense is very good. He's no Anderson Silva, or GSP, but Bacon frequently stuffed shot attempts by Broccoli in his last fight and we ALL know Broccoli can take just about anyone down.

    Tofu, on the other hand, hasn't fought in 6 months, and in that time he has grown soft. He only moved to England in Nov to start training for this fight - and we are talking a fight with one of the hardest hitters in the meat class!

    Bacon by KTFO in the first round...

    JD
     
  4. gorknoids

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    Bacon has leverage in the Ground&Pound, and 1 good elbow = 4 good gloves. Bridging and control ALWAYS go to the tall guy. Add to that the tolerance for lactic acid due to his lipid content, and Bacon has legs for the late rounds. Reach was already discussed. Kicks haven't, and Bacon owns them. Tofu can't afford to give up the body, because he lacks connective tissue of any sort. I'm going with Bacon.
    With a side order of eggs, and a gallon of coffee.
     
  5. canebrake

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    Tofu's goin' down!
     
  6. canebrake

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    You smelly pig, I fart in your general direction!
     
  7. ScottG

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    Funny!!!!!
     
  8. cpttango30

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    That right there is as funny as Juff Dunham on a good day.
     
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  9. Dillinger

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    This thread is SOOO completely over the top... LOL

    New members coming by are going to be scared, or REALLY curious. :D

    JD
     
  10. ScottG

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    Scare away the weak ones, only the strong remain....
     
  11. cpttango30

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    OK you can sure tell NASCAR hasn't started yet.
     
  12. canebrake

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    It's French you know. [​IMG]

    "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
     
  13. Shingles44

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    What just happened here? I feel dirty...
     
  14. McNabb11b

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    Now go away or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!
     
  15. canebrake

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    McNabb11b [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  16. canebrake

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    Ring.....ring....ring....Yea,
    Hey Marvin.....uh....you still packin'?................
    Bacon?..........
    yes marv.........are you?
    Yea I got it.
    Well......can you bring it over.....now?
    Your sister home?
    Just get over here.



    Ring.....ring....ring....Oui,
    Tofu....FU...you slimy frog.
    Bacon, I'm coming over to kick-box your ars!
    Bring it you smelly wine drunk!
     
  17. canebrake

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    Ring.....ring.....ring....What do you want Bacon?
    Are you coming?
    Yea, I'm in my space ship , on the way. What's the rush???
    You know what the castle doctrine is?
    Yea, drag 'em back in."
    No...Well....Just get here!

    Putt.kink...putt.kink.putt....*space ship rocket*.....kink
     
  18. Dillinger

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    ^^ What the hell are you on about now. :confused:

    Go take your medication!! :p

    JD
     
  19. canebrake

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    Why did you want me to come over Bacon?
    Oh...just a visit.....
    Huh...hurry up, bring your gun...WTF?
    Knock...Knock...Bacon..open this..Knock..
    Uh..Marvin would you get that?
    Knock...Knock..
    Who is that?
    Please just get the door....you got your gun?
    *open door* I will kill you Baco...BANG


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    Yes officer, I went to the door and this crazy guy was charging in screaming I will kill you............
     
  20. canebrake

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    It’s a screen play for my movie, “Reservoir Frogs.” [​IMG]