Explaining the Master Plan

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by TWMIM, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    I've started an AR build thread, and a build is underway as we speak.

    The completed AR will be a component of a much larger idea.

    You see, I'm a James Bond fan.

    I contemplated what Bond would use as a rifle, and came to the conclusion that in the real world, he would need something NATO compatible, but an off the shelf M-4/AR/M-16 just wouldn't do. Bond has a Q Branch, his stuff would be custom. Hence, the build.

    I've also concluded that I'm getting old. At 45, bruises last a week that used to be gone in 3 days.

    But since I was about 8, I wanted to be Bond.

    So I'm doing it.:eek:
     
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    So how does this work?

    I've purchased a tuxedo.

    I've made a list of every crazy thing Bond has done on film.

    I will do these things, but in a tux. And I will document them.

    Indeed, this has begun already, but the completed build, and the range day with it, will be my start point for forum purposes.
     

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    I had never been to a casino. Well that's pure Bond.

    I packed up the Missus, put on the tux, and played at a blackjack table, winning a hand, and then losing a hand.

    And I have to tell you, just for a minute, I actually felt like Bond.

    Eff u, Daniel Craig!:mad:
     
  4. TWMIM

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    I will now take questions...
     
  5. GaMatt72

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    Well done. Just be very safe at it and use common sense.
     
  6. jjfuller1

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    sounds fun. i wanna see the rifle and tux together.. hehe
     
  7. TWMIM

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    Safe? HAH!!

    I've already looked at skydiving, suprisingly affordable. When I can pull this off, you guys will see it done.

    In a Tux...
     
  8. TWMIM

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    You will see the completed test fire, and yes, it will be done in the tux....:cool:
     
  9. ineverFTF

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    If anything is stirred, you are in trouble.
     
  10. TWMIM

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    I've never been on skis.

    I've got the one day ski pass budgeted, and that is actually where the vodka martini comes in.

    There will be pictures.

    In a tux....
     
  11. ineverFTF

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    Only skiing?

    I remember sean had one in the 1st or 2nd while waiting for a contact?

    I could be wrong but i though he got a shaken Martini just for the helluva it?
     
  12. TWMIM

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    No, Moore took a stirred Martini from a contact who got it backwards.

    When the thread officially kicks off, I think MGM will have found a suitable replacement for Craig.:cool:
     
  13. ineverFTF

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    Aaah yes, my bad.

    And someone needs to stop craig eeek.

    Are you truly ready to take up the prestiges mantle of 007?
     
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    Lol he really is not bad. He just took the old fun feeling bonds and turned them into hardcore action.

    And i just want sean connery back :(
     
  16. TWMIM

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    No, not ready at the moment.

    But I will be.

    When the thread officially kicks off, all will be clear.

    For now, just know that every cool thing that can be legally done, will be done.

    If it kills me, I go out like Bond, and not as a geezer in a nursing home wishing I'd done it.

    It's the MI-6 Bucket List.;)
     
  17. TWMIM

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    Daniel Craig has taken the franchise, and the initials "JB", and turned them into Jason Bourne.

    He has not patted Moneypenny's rear end, hasn't smoked a cigarette, has popped off one humorous quip.

    I want the old school Bond.

    I don't like complainers. If a person can fix a complaint, then stop crying, and fix it.

    I'm tired of crying about Craig, so I'm going to do it better than Craig.:eek:
     
  18. ineverFTF

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    If you ever need a good side kick just pm me :D
     
  19. TWMIM

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    Planning on doing the thread as a screenplay. I'm actually thinking about you as a villain...:eek:
     
  20. ineverFTF

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    Be warned that mr. Bond may suffer his first defeat if he wishes to tango with me ;)