Every "Man" should have...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by BeyondTheBox, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. Sonic82

    Sonic82 New Member

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    ..a gun...then an air compressor.
     

  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    The ability to use his hands. Then a gun. Then another gun. Then a few more guns.


    Somewhere down the line in the 1300 range is air compressor.

    :p
     
  3. fmj

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    My grandmother always said (and would periodic checks) every man should have a belt and a hanky (kerchief) To this day i dont leave the house without my belt or "snot rag".

    My grandfather always said (and would do periodic inspections) every man should have a good knife and a good gun. (back then i was too young to have a pistol on me...but i damn sure had my knife)
     
  4. JD1969

    JD1969 New Member

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    Every man should have moral, principals and code of honor.
     
  5. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    A hammer, a saw, a drill, and the knowedge to use them.
     
  6. WebleyFosbery38

    WebleyFosbery38 New Member

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    A man needs responsibilities; without them, they feel no compunction to reach for the stars and test their metal.
     
  7. Zombiegirl

    Zombiegirl New Member

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    Nodding in agreement. :)
     
  8. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    A penis and a list of angry fathers who are probably looking for him?

    ;)
     
  9. Zombiegirl

    Zombiegirl New Member

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    Have you met a lot of men that don't have a penis????
     
  10. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    I've met a number who seemed lacking in balls; one could only assume they lacked the accompanying equipment.
     
  11. BeyondTheBox

    BeyondTheBox New Member

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    Variable speed dremel
     
  12. BeyondTheBox

    BeyondTheBox New Member

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    I agree with grandpa about the knife!
     
  13. BeyondTheBox

    BeyondTheBox New Member

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    Insert eye rolling here.
     
  14. BeyondTheBox

    BeyondTheBox New Member

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    That would be every boy. Every MAN should have a side piece when the wife/girlfriend shuts the doors or uses sex as a weapon.
     
  15. kytowboater

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    Why shouldn't they. I do. Does that make me a weak person in your damned beady eyes. Your a damned detriment to this forum.
     
  16. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    the only thing man needs is bacon ... with that he can accomplish anything ;)
     
  17. kytowboater

    kytowboater Active Member

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    Now this is agreeable.
     
  18. Threetango

    Threetango Audentes Fortuna Iuvat Supporter

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    Integrity and responsibility for his actions.
    And an AK47 w/10 30rd mags, plus a CQC7 Benchmade folder. :D

    Some of you guys are way too serious!
     
  19. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    An oil drain pan and the ability to use it to change his own oil.