Drunk Driver Joke

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by CA357, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over about 2 miles north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne, IN to do a show at the Circus. He didn’t want to be late.

    The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn’t give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

    While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk got out, watched the performance, then staggered over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper saw him and went over and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

    The man laughed and said, “You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there ain’t no way I can pass that test!”
     
  2. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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  3. MOshooter

    MOshooter New Member

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    :D Hahahah Good one!!
     
  4. nitestalker

    nitestalker New Member

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    Yea, I get it you have to be drunk if you want to go to Ft. Wayne, Indiana? Right?;)