Doctors vs Gun Owners

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  1. dnthmn2004

    dnthmn2004 New Member

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    Funny little email I got today. Thought I would share it.

    Doctors vs Gun Owners


    Doctors

    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
    (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

    Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of

    Health and Human Services.

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    Guns

    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, is 1,500.
    (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.


    Statistics courtesy of FBI

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    So, statistically, doctors are approximately

    9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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    Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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    NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT

    ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

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    Please alert your friends

    to this

    alarming threat.

    We must ban doctors
    before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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    Out of concern for the public at large,

    I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!
     
  2. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Classic!! I'm going to use this one!! :D

    Thanks for sharing!
     

  3. Minionsram

    Minionsram New Member

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    Copy...........Paste...........send........... Thanks for that humor Dan:D
     
  4. Yunus

    Yunus New Member

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    That's likely the cause of most suicides.