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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Shihan, Oct 7, 2011.
that time you did that thing...you know...that thing about the thing?
Those charges were never proved.
Anyway, the warrant was expired, the restraining order was never served, I was never in that state, I was overseas when that happened, and she told me she was 19.
If you ain't got pictures, I'm denying everything.
I've told you it wasn't me, it was the one armed man.
Yes I do. Thats why I drink.
*sigh* Yes, I do remember that time I did that thing..............I wish I could do it all over again.
I don't remember so I must have had fun!
My "Old-Timers-Disease" gives me good days and bad days.
I don't remember being there and doing that.
Is that why I woke up with 5 angry husbands staring at me?
Yep I sure do, but how in the world did YOU find out about it?
That was a Transvestite.....That's why I don't want to remember......
I wouldn't admit that. That's why I didn't. Damn.
how could I forget not every afternoon you wake up on the roof of the high school in a golf cart.
I'm sorry Senator, I don't recall that memo.
Sort of...kind of...but not really.
I don't drink because I have to. I drink to quiet the voices in my head.......
I'm sorry, Senator, I have no recollection of that event.
Now, all of you, MEMORIZE IT!
3 words for you sir: Statute of Limitations
Um...I guess...I mean no, wait...what do you remember about it?
If you didn't remember, then the law can't be called.