Do you like breasts?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by sheepdawg, Dec 24, 2019.

  1. PeeJay1313

    PeeJay1313 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I like boobs... OH, sorry breast..
     
  2. locutus

    locutus Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I like REAL breasts. The phony ones taste like foam rubber!:D
     
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  3. deg

    deg Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I had to pause for a moment myself!
     
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  4. Mercator

    Mercator Well-Known Member

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    Channeling kfox :)

    It all depends on what kind of breast you are talking about. Life taught me the hard lesson namely that every person can choose his own breast, or even two. I knew a guy who had three and all of them firm. The founding fathers did not even touch breasts in the Constitution, and I an sure it was for a reason. Fast forward to 1962 when I went to White Castle and received an order of onions. Stop and think about this for a moment. Years later as a rocker bearing member of a motorcycle gang I went two abreast with the formation. Coincidence? You decide. But every man is for him or her self and will choose their breasts as they see fit. Anyone noticed how gravity has no mercy on some breasts? Consider it carefully but eat vegetables as this is the law. Don’t complain, if the law is bad go ahead and change it. My 2c.

    Happy Saturday and God Bless the foxter:)
     
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  5. locutus

    locutus Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Ever build a breastwork?:D
     
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  6. ellis36

    ellis36 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Ever watch "Botched?" :eek:

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  7. SGWGunsmith

    SGWGunsmith Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I only like 'em when the lady has 'em on her back. It's much more fun "slow dancing" then. :)
     
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  8. primer1

    primer1 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    -- bump --

    I was in a brave mood, so I stopped by BK and tried an impossible Whopper. The small meal deal was $8.50, no wonder the price wasn't listed on the big promotional sign.

    It will be my last one. The taste isn't horrible, but decent or okay would definitely be a stretch. That's comparing it to a normal Whopper, which leaves a lot to be desired these days, imo. The consistency is like really cheap beef with about 1/3 play doh blended in. Put it this way, it's a solid two notches below the crap burgers they serve to kids in school these days, and those aren't very good.
     
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  9. sheepdawg

    sheepdawg Well-Known Member Supporter

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    B cup yet?
     
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  10. primer1

    primer1 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I'm not sure how long it takes for the swelling to start. I'll keep my hands on them just for you, dawg. Any signs of swelling, tenderness, or lactation and you'll be the first to know.
     
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  11. Nod

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    How about the Hillary bucket : 2 left wings, 2 large thighs and 2 small breasts ? Just asking!
     
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  12. primer1

    primer1 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Picture my previous description of the taste of the impossible Whopper, now picture the burps associated with my night cap. Do you want a groin kick or a punch to the nose?
     
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  13. boatme98

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    Do chickens have cankles?
     
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  14. Gatoragn

    Gatoragn Well-Known Member Supporter

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    They match their lips.
     
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  15. ellis36

    ellis36 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Probably have to go to a Chinese restaurant for these.

    ellis


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  16. formerCav

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    I went into a KFC one day and asked for all of them to be 6 RIGHT wings.
    The illegal working there was holding them up to the light looking at them. har har... We all got a laugh out of that one.
     
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  17. ellis36

    ellis36 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Was he looking for an "R" printed somewhere on the wing?:D

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  18. tazzman55

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    It most likely is mostly SOY. Soy mimics estrogen in the body. And thanks to big brothers mandate that our diets become "Heart Healthy" soy is now in just about everything.
    Soon everyone will be going hormonal.
     
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  19. KITANDTASK

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    ACCORDING TO ANATOMY CLASS ANY HUMAN HAS BREASTS INCLUDING THOSE WHO ARE FLAT CHESTED AND THEY WOULD HAVE SMALLEST BREASTS POSSIBLE. SOME WOMEN ARE FLATTER THAN SOME MEN AND SOME MEN ARE LESS FLAT THAN SOME WOMEN. BEING ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN IS USING BASIC BRAIN FUNCTION.

    I LIKE A GAL WITH SOME BIG BREASTS AND I THINK THAT THEY NEED TO BE MAKING MILK BEFORE THEY ARE TITTIES.
     
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  20. Mercator

    Mercator Well-Known Member

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    You have conquered this forum. Where to next?
     
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