A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!" Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, made sure neither of our operating systems had viruses, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive, we even used a backdoor, and soon I was ready to upload, but later discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little "Pop-Up" appeared that said: "you got male"