Daddy , how was I born?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Aug 25, 2010.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

    The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!" Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, made sure neither of our operating systems had viruses, and googled each other.

    There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive, we even used a backdoor, and soon I was ready to upload, but later discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little "Pop-Up" appeared that said: "you got male"
     
  2. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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  3. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Good thing he didn't mention the data base corruption by the mail man who piggy backed his internet connection!! :D