Country Music Gibberish

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I seldom listen to it, but when I do, I never cease to be impressed with the double entendre and well thought out structure.

    One song made me pull over and bawl like a girl, but that's another thread.

    This music style seldom fits the cheatin/pickup truck/drunk template foisted upon it.

    Except for one. One song is the purpose of what I hope will be a new direction for the whole forum.

    Let me say ahead of time that I respect and admire Trace Adkins. He's a patriot, a clever guy, and "Hot Mama" gave me excellent lines to use on anniversaries and the like.

    But "Badonkadonk"? You made that s**t up. That word didn't exist, you had a song, and needed something to fit. And you made it up. And now, it is an accepted word. You have added to the language, keeping English alive and vibrant.
     
  2. Benning Boy

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    So here's what I propose:

    I'm gonna start a country song, I'm gonna leave the last word blank, and you guys create a word that didn't exist until now. Throw it out there, I'll get a Mod to choose the best, and we'll adopt the winner as part of Forum speech.

    Ready?
     

  3. Benning Boy

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    Huntin out in the bayou

    Up in my tree stand

    Guy shot at me by mistake

    And down the tree I ran

    I said "Hey Mister! You shot at me!"

    He smiled and said "Boo Hoo."

    I grabbed him by his collar,

    and kicked his _________
     
  4. skullcrusher

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    -dinkydoo

    -snorkaloo

    -howdyhankahoo
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Howdyhankahoo is exactly what I'm talking about.

    Who else?
     
  6. saviorslegacy

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    -fromp

    -tilst

    -yeavoo

    -hishyst

    -cyval

    -pruvoo

    -kyfab

    -yopoust

    -deleado

    -hilm

    but only some ryhm.
     
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  7. Dillinger

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    ChesneyBait all around the loo ??
     
  8. Benning Boy

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    Spewed the DMD! If ever we meet, I'm kickin your howdyhankahoo!:D
     
  9. IGETEVEN

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    ...his sorry "turdamaker" just to hear him holler.


    Jack
     
  10. amoroque

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  11. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Not bad. Try this.....

    Went down to the Honkytonk

    With lovin on my mind

    Get some howdyhankahoo

    Before I wind up blind

    Saw a gifted little gal

    Her t-shirt kept them in

    I said "Hey! take off that shirt!

    So I can see your __________
     
  12. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Chesneyrepulsingtwins? WAKKA WAKKA
     
  13. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Jeebus, you're on fire today!!! This could really work!

    Trace, I gotta song for you, bro!
     
  14. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    LOL - I had my morning donut and Smart Water. I am good to go, but will be back to witless in about 45 minutes... :)
     
  15. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Tell me more of this "Smart Water"......:confused:
     
  16. IGETEVEN

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    ...matching pillow twins!


    Jack
     
  17. Dillinger

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    It's a product by Glaceau' ( which I think 50 Cent is a partner of or something ). They do some fancy stuff with the water, it's supposed to help absorption into the body, making it better for you than "tap water". Probably a big marketing scam. I like the taste of it though. And their ad campaign is pretty damn hot.

    http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/legacyimages/a/6a00d8341c630a53ef011570c20565970b-pi.jpg
     
  18. cpttango30

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  19. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I'm inspired, headed for the bunker.