Corrupt a wish

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by BrokenArsenal, Jan 26, 2013.

  1. BrokenArsenal

    BrokenArsenal New Member

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    Make a wish and the next person corrupts you wish

    Wish I could find 223/556 ammo again
     
  2. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Bam! You acquire a semi-trucks worth of 223/556 ... enough to last you 5 lifetimes! ;)


    But 223/556 has been banned by the Feds and now you have been prosecuted under the NDAA as a Domestic Terrorist ... complete with lifetime lodgings at Guantanamo Bay where you are waterboarded every day :eek:
     

  3. kryptar19

    kryptar19 New Member

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    I wish for Bacon...
     
  4. Mosin

    Mosin Well-Known Member

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    But you get instantly transported to Saudi Arabia, where you live forever.
     
  5. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Bam! Your wish is granted :D


    But, you suffer from debilitating cholesterol build up and at the first bite you suffer a major heart attack. With your last ounce of strength and a dying breath you bring forth the bacon for another bite ... only to pass on just before it reaches your mouth :(
     
  6. bobski

    bobski Well-Known Member Sponsor

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    i wish people would stop looking at my auctions. having all this stuff for sale hurts and its breaking my heart to get rid of it.
     
  7. dog2000tj

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    Bam! your wish is granted :)

    But instead of getting to keep your stuff, the Gov't has now confiscated it all due to the gun ban just enacted :(
     
  8. michael80

    michael80 New Member

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    I wish my guns were self cleaning
     
  9. kryptar19

    kryptar19 New Member

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    Granted!!

    But now you live in Chicago...
     
  10. BrokenArsenal

    BrokenArsenal New Member

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    Ha I wish people would make wishes after corrupting them
     
  11. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Bam ... wish granted! :)


    But with the massive influx of wishes the forum cannot keep up ... the overload spreads rapidly across the internet ... causing a world wide breakdown of the web :(


    way to go dick! :p
     
  12. BrokenArsenal

    BrokenArsenal New Member

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    Well you still need to wish
     
  13. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Well ... I would wish for world peace ... good will towards all men and women ... to feed the naked ... and cloth the hungry ... $1,000,000 a year to me in a Swiss bank account ... ultimate and unlimited power over my enemies so they can die like dogs ... and to be in a perpetual state of orgasm the rest of my life :D

    that is what I wish for :p
     
  14. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    What? No hot supermodels to serve as personal assistants? :D :p
     
  15. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^(Poof)..You're a supermodel..! :D

    ^ Wish I didn't say that......! :eek:
     
  16. BrokenArsenal

    BrokenArsenal New Member

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    To late what's been said can not be unsaid. Wish it would warm up a bit in Virginia
     
  17. boatme98

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    Granted.......regional warming has affected all of Va. Sending temps to highs of 105 degrees daily with nighttime lows of 98.
    Unfortunately, you decided years ago when you started your business that you only needed to sell heating systems. Air conditioning would just be a passing fad.
    Your family now spends their days wandering I 81 from overpass to overpass seeking shade and cursing you for your lack of business acumen. :D