Corny Joke Thread

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by spittinfire, Aug 25, 2010.

  1. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Inspired by another member's joke about breakfast meat this idea came to mind. I'll start with one of my dad's favorites.

    Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?







    wait for it.......






    To-da-dump, to-da-dump, to-da-dump, dump, dump. :D
     
  2. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    LOL good one
     

  3. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    What is invisible and smells like carrots?

















    Rabbit farts.
     
  4. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    What sits in the corner and goes "Click....is that it? Click....is that it? Click...is that it?"
















    Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's Cube.
     
  5. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Dam I missed that one. I was going to say orangello farts.
     
  6. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    How do you make a tissue dance?



















    Put a little boogie in it.........
     
  7. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    How do you catch a polar bear?


    Go to a frozen lake and cut a bear-size hole in the ice.

    Line the edge of the hole with peas.

    When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
     
  8. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    How do you catch a unique rabbit?












    Unique up on it.
     
  9. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
     
  10. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    What do you call a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles?













    "Endless Love"
     
  11. steve666

    steve666 New Member

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    How do you catch a tame rabbit?


    The tame way!!!
     
  12. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    Attaboy Steve.

    I was waiting for someone to pick it up.
     
  13. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?






    fshhhhhhhhhhhh!
     
  14. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    You wanna hear a dirty Joke?












    White horse fell in a mud puddle.
     
  15. steve666

    steve666 New Member

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    [​IMG]
    What do you call a lady magician?
    Trixie.

    What do you call a man who hides in the bushes?
    Russell

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
    Bob

    What do you call a man in a pot of vegetables?
    Stew

    What do you call a cow with only three legs?
    Lean beef.

    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.

    What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
    Sparky

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Doesn’t matter, he’s not going to come to you anyway!!!
    [​IMG]
     
  16. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    What do you call a guy with not arms or legs, flying over the fence?













    Homer
     
  17. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs rolling around in a pile of leaves?










    Russell
     
  18. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?











    Art
     
  19. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says to him "Why the long face?"
     
  20. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    What goes “Clop… Clop… Clop… Bang … cloppety … cloppety … cloppety”











    An Amish drive buy.