Conspiracy.........Ack..! CRIES FOUL..!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Mar 24, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Auuuuuuuuuurgh..! Now , this ain't fair , "Sleeping with the enemy"..?
    Not literally , but , 'SHE's Using MY PC"..! IN MY HOUSE , IN MYyyyyyyy MAN CAVE.....!!!!!!!! Eeeeeeeek..:confused:...Ack -n- SO-FOR-TH..! :eek:

    I'll be Bauck and catch up , but right now , I gotta get more AMMO , She's out shooting the "Master-Bate" ..! Eeeeek..! No-way Beootch . ~!! Bout two make that "IMPOSSIBLE SHOT"..! Grrrrrrl..! She's got a "Wedgie coming < talk about
    "PANTIES" in a wad , Think "KNOTS"..in PINK..!

    Auuuuuuuuuuuugh..! Needs Mo ammo , I ain't loosen NO-WAY , I'll be back..!
    Time for a pass-word..? Eeeeeeeek..! :confused:;)
     
  2. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    "SUB-SPEICIES"..........? I'm thinking "ENDANGERED-SPEICIES".....!! :confused:

    Auuuuuuuugh..! :confused:
     

  3. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Is she your wife or a neighbor?

    Welcome back, Dango.

    She claims she can out shoot you. I suspect she's right.
     
  4. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Glad to see you back.
     
  5. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    glad you're back Dango! you're a strange critter, but we like you anyways!:D
     
  6. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I like 'strange critters'.
     
  7. MattShlock

    MattShlock New Member

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    You guys don't really understand what Dango means, do you?
     
  8. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    Stick around Matt you'll learn how to interpret Dango-speak! :D:D:D

    Welcome back Dango!
     
  9. towboater

    towboater Well-Known Member

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    Yep. I know what he means.
    Glad yer back.
     
  10. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    No , NO-WAY , she's not my wife ,(Thank GOD).! Just a thorn in ma side , like a hemorrhoid , a little too close , knows a little too much ..! EeeK.! So much for ma "Macho" demeanor dang-it..! Unfortunately for her and ma best interests , I got nothing to hide.!
    Kathy , <----SS-No.***-**-**** , Address-*** - P***-R****-** ,
    Fis*er County , Clario* , P* , Two can play this game , Dare me..?:D
    ^^ That would be my Benedictress Arnold , Traitor-ess neighbor..! :rolleyes:
    I don't believe this..? :confused:She used ma (DINO) PC and now , I got to "LOG OUT" to post , Yeap .! What a sick relationship I gots here..? As the saying goes , "NO good deed goes UN-punished"..! I think a time-out is Be-fitting , "KAYTHY"' , go stand in a corner , or follow the "YELLOW BRICK ROAD" the center line of I-80 ..! :D Yoose think I'm strange..? <--Check out Mizzz POE-DUNK..EeeeeeeeeK..! :D

    And a BIG thanks for the welcome back..! :confused: :D
     
  11. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    damn Dango! you're all over the place with that post!

    okay, slow down, take a deep breath and relax. dammit! relax!

    glad you came back Dango!:D
     
  12. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Master -Bate being the key word in this statement if she is your, neighbor/wife/girlfriend and you keep acting like this!!!!
     
  13. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The strangest of all things and me , if you were to meet me in the flesh , you would never ever know it..! A calm demeanor , quiet and observant , a wall flower by first impressions..! You get to see what's in my mind and not at all what I project in the flesh..! I'm an analyst by nature but with a high energy
    Twang..! Who would a thunk..? A "SLEEPER" , "DRUNKEN MONKEY" you would never know..! EeeeeeK..! :confused: :D Scary ain't it..? I know everybody here's got a visual , some illusion and that is only human nature , but I think you may be a tad off..! :D Only a handful know me intimately..! 250 MPH on the inside , 25 MPH by deception.! Guess yur all right though , (WEIRD)..!:confused::D

    PS: PssssT THIS AIN'T NO .........ACT..! :confused:
     
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