Colonize Space, or Die!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by ScottG, Aug 9, 2010.

  1. ScottG

    ScottG New Member

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    The well known astrophysicist, Stephen Hawking, has declared that the human race must move to other planets in order for us to ultimately survive.

    How would you organize your FTF space colony?

    You can populate your colony with other than FTF members and can take advantage of any current technology. The only thing you can't have is "unobtainium."

    Save earth FTF members, you're our only hope....
     
  2. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    100 members, 2nd Bn, 75th Ranger
    100 farmers, Mennonite or Amish
    100 self employed mechanics, machinists, electricians, construction workers
    25 doctors, dentists and nurses
    500 nubile recent graduates of St Helen's School for young ladies
    2 moonshiners and 2 brewmasters :D
     

  3. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    Dammit C3, you're getting as bad as Robo about killing threads!!!
     
  4. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    What? No lawyers or politicians?
    I'm shocked! Shocked, I say! :eek:
     
  5. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    the only thing I would add to that is

    50 banned ftf douche bags. Why we make them all redshirts because everyone knows that if a redshirt went on an away mission they never came back.

    NGIB is in my convoy with him we will own the universe in a matter of weeks. I bet he could trade a glock for a kilingon bird of pray to help with security.
     
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  6. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    The Klingon's are not fans of Glocks. I'd probably have to trade them a real steel pistol...
     
  7. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Tango is going to need a lot of help with those Klingon's around Uranus:D. Boooooooo
    I know that was a bad attempt at humor.
     
  8. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    I'd cut the number of Farmers, Mechanics, Machinists, electricians and construction workers in half!!

    And add 100 more nubile recent graduates of St Helen's School for young ladies! :D
     
  9. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    CA I can't believe you forgot a very important group of people......

    You need at least 100 hunters and trackers. The military are great for support and protection but you need those that can put meat on the table.

    Remember ... man does not live by rabbit food alone.
     
  10. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    What are the 100 FTF members good for.

    Dave (Spurdave) is hell on them ducks.
    Skully is always killin deer or catching fish
    I can fish and hunt

    OH and bump my 50 banned douche bags to 100 we need food testers. If something on the new planet is poison then we need this worthless turds to taste test it. If they die well we won't eat it.
     
  11. bkt

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    Assuming you're not talking about some imminent asteroid-smashing-the-bejesus-out-of-the-earth scenario and we are just colonizing, give me 10,000 randomly-selected people who think they want to go and who fervently believe in individual rights, a copy of the Constitution, and a barely-habitable planet to colonize. Those who can survive, will. Those who can't or choose not to, wont. I call this "cleaning the gene pool".