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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by shooter88, Oct 14, 2012.
Lets see how many of these there are... lol
....when he goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe. Instead he requests a handgun and a bucket.
When he wrecked his motorcycle he gave the road Chuck rash
For demolition, construction companies prefer his farts,
over wrecking balls...
Lmao!!!!!!! Thats a new one on me
Chuck norris can slam a revolving door...
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s%*t from anybody!
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live!
Yes but like all of us age has caught up with the Chuckster. I expect he traded his fighting cards for the AARP, Medicare and SS Cards.
Just two words, "Chuck Norris" no other words needed
I think ive read somewhere chuck's tears cure cancer...
So, I wonder why he hasnt sat down and cried on his career??...
Simple, because Chuck Norris doesn't cry!
Chuck aint got nothin' on Abe! Takin' down bears, vampires, and Norris!
Here we go
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
He visited the virgin islands once and when he left they were called just the islands
He pee'd on a truck. That truck is now optimus prime.
The myth of Chuck Norris is so over rated. He's not that great. There have been far better.
Good one bro.
R.I.P. = Roundhouse Into Pieces
Lmfao!!!!!! Best one yet!!! Keepem comin this is great!