CHUCK NORRIS IS SO BADA$$ that...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by shooter88, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. shooter88

    shooter88 New Member

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    Lets see how many of these there are... lol
     
  2. nosaj

    nosaj New Member

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    ....when he goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe. Instead he requests a handgun and a bucket.
     

  3. Jet88

    Jet88 New Member

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    When he wrecked his motorcycle he gave the road Chuck rash
     
  4. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    For demolition, construction companies prefer his farts,

    over wrecking balls...
     
  5. shooter88

    shooter88 New Member

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    Lmao!!!!!!! Thats a new one on me
     
  6. ZombieBrawler

    ZombieBrawler New Member

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    Chuck norris can slam a revolving door...
     
  7. BigB

    BigB Active Member

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    They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s%*t from anybody!

    When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live!
     
  8. nitestalker

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    Yes but like all of us age has caught up with the Chuckster. I expect he traded his fighting cards for the AARP, Medicare and SS Cards.;)
     
  9. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    Just two words, "Chuck Norris" no other words needed
     
  10. Trez

    Trez Well-Known Member

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    I think ive read somewhere chuck's tears cure cancer...

    So, I wonder why he hasnt sat down and cried on his career??... :confused: :p
     
  11. BigB

    BigB Active Member

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    Simple, because Chuck Norris doesn't cry!
     
  12. Trez

    Trez Well-Known Member

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    Chuck aint got nothin' on Abe! Takin' down bears, vampires, and Norris! :p

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y[/ame]
     
  13. SSGSF

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  14. ryguy00

    ryguy00 New Member

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    chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
     
  15. stoppingpower

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    He visited the virgin islands once and when he left they were called just the islands
     
  16. BullDozer

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    He pee'd on a truck. That truck is now optimus prime.
     
  17. Shihan

    Shihan Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The myth of Chuck Norris is so over rated. He's not that great. There have been far better.
     
  18. BullDozer

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    Good one bro.
     
  19. nosaj

    nosaj New Member

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    R.I.P. Shihan....lol

    R.I.P. = Roundhouse Into Pieces
     
  20. shooter88

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    Lmfao!!!!!! Best one yet!!! Keepem comin this is great!