CDC Medical Alert!!!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dnthmn2004, May 18, 2009.

  1. dnthmn2004

    dnthmn2004 New Member

    The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
    This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
    If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

    Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life.
  2. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

    ROFL - good stuff man, good stuff :D

  3. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

    I really needed that! WORK has seriously taken over...