Cash For Codgers - Health-Care Reform

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    JUST IN ...

    Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers"
    rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health
    Care Plan.

    President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Senator Reid are expected to make
    this major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I
    have obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named....

    "CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this... Couples wishing to access
    health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be
    required to turn in one old person. The amount the government grants
    them will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and more
    prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts.

    Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in
    targeted groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds
    over their government prescribed weight, and any member of the
    Republican Party.

    Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried
    foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussel
    sprouts, or Girl Scout Cookies.

    All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This
    will insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts
    harvested to keep other codgers in repair.


    Remember you heard it here first........


    Jack
     
  2. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Let's start with Kennedy, Pelosi and Reid. We can trade 'em in for three Constitutionalists. ;)
     

  3. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    ++1 on that indeed, CA. :)

    Jack