Cane, Check Your Permit.

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  1. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    Apparently Florida considers this a "special weapon". I'd get started, but there are so many jokes in this story that I don't know where to begin. You can't make up stuff like this!

    WCBS NEWSRADIO 880 - Homeless Florida Man Tries to Steal Ferret by Putting It in His Pants

    Homeless Florida Man Tries to Steal Ferret by Putting It in His Pants


    JACKSONVILLE BEACH, FL (AP) -- It's one thing for shoplifters to hide plunder in their pants. But a live ferret?

    Police say a homeless man in north Florida did just that. And he made it out the door before being challenged.

    Thirty-eight-year-old Rodney Bolton is charged with theft over the $129 animal that police say he took from a pet store in Jacksonville Beach.

    A 17-year-old witness confronted Bolton in the parking lot and was bitten by the animal after the man allegedly shoved it in the teen's face.

    That confrontation makes the ferret a ``special weapon'' under Florida law. So Bolton also faces battery charges for dangerously wielding the animal.

    Calls to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Department to see if Bolton has a lawyer were not answered early Thursday.
     
  2. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    I say it's a good thing he didn't steal a Gator!!

    Unless it was one of these

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  3. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    Dune, that could be thrust in my face all day and I'd fight the sumbeeyotch that tried to intervene!
     
  4. AsmelEduardo

    AsmelEduardo New Member

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    I heard that some women can use a Beaver as weapon... a deathly weapon... :p
     
  5. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Well, back in the day I got a whiff of a few that would have gagged a maggot. I guess that's pretty deadly. :eek:
     
  6. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    What I am thinking right now cannot be typed into this area! :D
     
  7. AsmelEduardo

    AsmelEduardo New Member

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    I know... I had to control myself too... ROFLMAO!:D
     
  8. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    This thread reeks of IGETEVEN, where is he? ;)
     
  9. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    That was not me, but...I do have problems at times, keeping mine in my pants, as you can see. ;)

    It's awesomeness amazes women and children, when I let it hang out. :eek:

    Jack
     

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  10. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I don't normally check out other guys' ferrets, but nice one there, Jack!:eek:
     
  11. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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  12. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    What do the ladies think of the whiskers?
     
  13. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    French tickler! ;)

    Jack
     
  14. Mark F

    Mark F New Member Supporter

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    I guess it's time to...


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  15. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Damn Mark, that was funny and humiliating at the same time. :eek:

    British humor. :D

    Jack