California vs. Arizona

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jo da Plumbr, May 18, 2010.

  1. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Subject: Fw: California vs. Arizona






    Scenario: Governor of state is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. Coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

    California :

    #1. Governor intervenes, reflects upon the movie "Bambi", then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

    #2. Calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 on relocating it.

    #3. Calls Veterinarian who collects dead dog. Vet spends $200 testing the dead dog for diseases.

    #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and to get bite wound bandaged.

    #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while department of wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

    #6. Governor spends $50,000 on a coyote awareness & avoidance program for residents in the area.

    #7. State legislature spends $2 million on investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

    #8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

    #9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

    #10. PETA protests relocation of the coyote and files suit against the state.


    Arizona
    #1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.

    Wonder why California is broke????
     
  2. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Damn near a true story. :rolleyes:
     

  3. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    Just saw this one over on Fox and I loved it...
     

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  4. DrumJunkie

    DrumJunkie New Member

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    Funny..I could see that playing out though..heh
     
  5. collegekid20

    collegekid20 New Member

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    that just made my day. Thank you very much. Nothing better than some good political humor
     
  6. shadecorp

    shadecorp Active Member Supporter

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    Sadly, :(

    Thats the way in ca. :(

    I know, I liv, no, I exist here. :eek: