Bumper stickers seen on military bases

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by lonyaeger, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

    " U. S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

    " U. S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah."

    "Stop Global Whining."

    "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine."

    "Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify."

    "The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight."

    "Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back."

    "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

    "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

    "Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775."

    "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It."

    "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon."

    "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting."

    "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl."

    "One Shot, Twelve Kills - U. S. Naval Gun Fire Support."

    "My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College."

    "Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume."

    "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers."

    "If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher... If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran."
     
  2. Glasshartt

    Glasshartt New Member

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    You've got some good ones there Lon.
     

  3. ALSGUN

    ALSGUN New Member

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    GREAT:) Can't wait to pass them on.
     
  4. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    They're all great because they're all true!
     
  5. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    How about "My other car is a tank" with a line drawing of an M1 Abrams.

    The Navy had one they were producing- showing a nuke sub running on the surface "Take the Sub Way to work"