Bumper stickers seen on military bases

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  1. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

    " U. S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

    " U. S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah."

    "Stop Global Whining."

    "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine."

    "Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify."

    "The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight."

    "Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back."

    "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

    "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

    "Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775."

    "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It."

    "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon."

    "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting."

    "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl."

    "One Shot, Twelve Kills - U. S. Naval Gun Fire Support."

    "My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College."

    "Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume."

    "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers."

    "If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher... If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran."
     
  2. Glasshartt

    Glasshartt New Member

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    You've got some good ones there Lon.
     

  3. ALSGUN

    ALSGUN New Member

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    GREAT:) Can't wait to pass them on.
     
  4. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    They're all great because they're all true!
     
  5. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    How about "My other car is a tank" with a line drawing of an M1 Abrams.

    The Navy had one they were producing- showing a nuke sub running on the surface "Take the Sub Way to work"