Breaking NEWS!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by cpttango30, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    BREAKING NEWS.

    Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson have apparently been found alive and living a very simple life together in rural Arkansas. This photo was taken after a tip was received from a friend of a friend's brother’s girlfriend's sister.


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  2. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    About time we get some real news instead of all that Libya, economy, and who's running for what crap.
     

  3. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I'm so excited to hear (and see) this great news. I hope they tour. I'd buy front row seats!!!
     
  4. m72law

    m72law New Member

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    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    When questioned about their diet living out here in the backwoods, Elvis stated, "Lots of grilled cheese sandwiches, lots of bacon, peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches, Miracle whip and Tabasco sauce, with a variety of tater chips."

    Michael just replied, "He! He!"
    :D
     
  6. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Nice porch on that trailer; has a gutter and downspout!
     
  7. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Well, it ought to be nice. Think of how much money those two have. Surely they can afford gutters and downspout on the porch of their trailer. :D
     
  8. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    Why Arkansas............??

    :mad: :D
     
  9. Glasshartt

    Glasshartt New Member

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    Why not?????
     
  10. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    They are conservatives who had there wealth redistributed by the liberals to the lazy's, so now they have to live like this.
     
  11. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    He's jealous that he doesn't live here...
     
  12. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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  13. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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    Who planted the tree right in front of the steps...The dummy .....or is that a Ark. thing too.........
     
  14. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    He lost weight. Good for him.
     
  15. mrm14

    mrm14 Active Member

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    With the fat Elvis version in the mix here this thread should be titled "Breaking WIND!!!!!!":D
     
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  16. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That is Suprdave's trailer, he is taking a leak in the bushes. :D
     

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  17. freefall

    freefall New Member

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    But where is Bat Boy??:eek:
     
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  19. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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    Who's bat boy ??...
     
  20. freefall

    freefall New Member

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    Don't you read the papers at the grocery store checkout? The Weird Weekly News? Defunct now, but man that was quality journalism. Google Bat Boy.