Brain Transplant

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by CA357, May 16, 2011.

  1. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Brain Transplant


    In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting
    room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the
    doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm
    the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried
    faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time
    is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
    very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover
    the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."

    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
    After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
    The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's
    brain; $200 for a Republican's brain." The moment turned
    awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try' to
    not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A
    man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out
    the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrats
    brain so much more than a Republicans brain?"

    The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained
    to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing
    procedure. We have to price the Republicans brains a lot
    lower because they've been used."
     
  2. Poink88

    Poink88 New Member

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    :D

    A variant...

    ...we have to price the Democrats (or whoever you want to bash) more since we have to open a lot of heads to find one. ;)
     

  3. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    HEHE HEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHEHAEHEHAHEEHAHEAHEHAHEAHEHAHEHAEHAHEHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........Wooooooo that was funny!
     
  4. AusLach

    AusLach New Member

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    The Democrat's brain attracts a premium because the hospital needs to filter all the sh!t out of them before they can be transplanted.
     
  5. Walley

    Walley New Member

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    What were the Republican brains used for beside believing BS and separating their ears.-
     
  6. dnthmn2004

    dnthmn2004 New Member

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    Wahahahahahah!!!!! :d:d:d