Bow before K.R.A.T.O.S. !!!!

Discussion in 'Survival & Sustenance Living Forum' started by TWMIM, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    Allow me to introduce a concept that will shake your survival preparedness to the core!!!

    You have an AR? Good. Are you holding it this minute? FAIL!!!!

    But you've put together a BOB, right?

    Is it in your pants? No? LOSER!!!!

    Introducing Kratos (Key Ring Any Time Overcoming System).

    Now you can be ready for anything, at any time, with the one object you will have on your person!

    Show us your Kratos customization, in the new wave of Bug Out Keychains!
     
  2. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    Start with one of these...

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMZeyszxY78[/ame]
     

  3. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    And soon you won't be able to sit down without giving yourself a new junk piercing. :eek:
     
  4. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    But this is a gun forum...

    Kratos has you covered!

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1se8BbhyXs&feature=related[/ame]
     
  5. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    You mean something like this???:cool::cool::cool:

     
  6. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    I read the post, looked at my own keychain.

    I've got the Spyderco, the tweezers, the P-38, and a small waterproof cash capsule.

    Then I thought, "Why has the survival keychain not been discussed?"

    So yes, Nitrox turned the wheels.:cool::cool::cool:
     
  7. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    Damn I'm Good!!!

    (walks away believing my own BS):D
     
  8. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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  9. MrWray

    MrWray New Member

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    You can massacre the sh!t out of some rolly pollies :)
     
  10. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I carry this on my key chain.
     

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  11. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    He's afraid of those!!! (remembers little girl scream...:p)
     
  12. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Whatever you are into is your business but I'll be damned if I'm letting anyone near my junk with any sort of sharp object.
     
  13. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    so dull objects are a go then? :confused:


    :p
     
  14. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Are we talking about you or my wife? :D
     
  15. clr8ter

    clr8ter New Member

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    I know someone who gave himself a junk piercing. On purpose.
     
  16. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Do I want to know how you came to learn of this? :eek:
     
  17. clr8ter

    clr8ter New Member

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    Yes. You do. He offered the info. At the time I considered it TMI. Still do.......