best sayings

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  1. sharpshooter1997

    sharpshooter1997 New Member

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    Post your best sayings
    Ex: knee high to a grass Hopper.
    Thing like that.
     
  2. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    And then there twurnt none........!:)
     

  3. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    "What??!? Are you new here?" :cool:
     
  4. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    The onlyist one in captivity

    Usually used at gun show booths.
     
  5. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Ya caant git there from heaar.

    A Maineacs answer to "how do I get to .........".
     
  6. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    It'd take alot of 'pillers to fill that hole!

    A child's observation on seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time.
    Think D8's.
     
  7. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Down that thar road a piece........! Used to carry a hammer , knock a hunk of road off and was there..!

    Now , all of you-ins down Dixie way , way used to tell me that when I axed fur directions................!

    Define , a piece.(Not here , looky that a ways , not thar , but down a peace)=
    1/4.........to infinity..............? :confused:
     
  8. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Likes Gravity , just IS......! :D
     
  9. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Jeeze, I could do this one all week.

    "Just order. It's lunch, not a frikken life choice.".
     
  10. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    A rolling Hooker gathers no knee-cap moss if she worth her weight in Twuxtes...!
     
  11. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    It's a damned beer , not rocket science.........!:confused:
     
  12. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    straight down the plughole :D
     
  13. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    1 + 1 = 3..! Tell that to yur local Preist and watch em blush........!
     
  14. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeap , fire is hot.......Oooooch , my second opinion , yeap........It's friggen HOT...! :eek:
     
  15. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Don't put your finger in that part of the puppy!
     
  16. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    What did the two Polish calculus students calculate via postulate ..?

    Did you really expect an answer......? :p :D Sheeeeeeeezz..! :D
     
  17. Devin556

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    Hotter than a firecracker. If something is really expensive its "higher than giraffe pùssy". Sexier than socks on a rooster.
     
  18. boatme98

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    Stay away from the sheep, boy.

    Always good farm advice.
     
  19. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Sexier than socks on a ROOSTER......! They make a pill for that...! :D
     
  20. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    When menz was menz and sheeps was a-skeerd of the menz , ....wait , they still are.! :eek: