Best porta jon graffiti

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by hillbilly68, Jun 8, 2009.

  1. hillbilly68

    hillbilly68 New Member

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    Inspired by the "other terms used for taking a dump" thread
    What is the best graffiti you remember from a porta jon? OK, gotta keep it clean (so to speak).

    Laughed so hard at this one:

    "Here I sit, my a$$ cheeks a flexin, givin' birth to another Texan"
     
  2. bobbyb13

    bobbyb13 New Member

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    Good Grief

    Porta JOHN, Terms for a Dump, I now after 60 years understand the terms tolet humor, and $****house poet.
     

  3. dukech1

    dukech1 New Member

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    Here I sit, tired and dirty, think I'll sh*t untill 3:30
     
  4. skullcrusher

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    Stand back far, pi$$ real hard because the crabs in here can jump a yard.
     
  5. AcidFlashGordon

    AcidFlashGordon New Member

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    Don't drink the pretty blue water....
     
  6. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Some people come here to sit and think.

    Some people come here to sh1t and stink.

    Some people come here to play with their ba11s.

    But me, I’m here to write on the walls.
     
  7. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I feel honored to have inspired such a thread! In my current line of work I do not frequent public restrooms but I will be sure to keep an eye out for anything post worthy.
     
  8. dunerunner

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    Those who write on sh1t house walls
    Roll their sh1t in tiny balls
    Those who read those word of wit
    Eat those tiny balls of sh1t
     
  9. user4

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    Here I sit all broken hearted
    Tried to sh*t but only farted
    Yesterday I took a chance
    I tried to fart, but sh*t my pants
     
  10. Dillinger

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    What are you looking up here for? The joke's in your hand....
     
  11. skullcrusher

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    Nothing but John Wayne toilet paper here. It's rough, tough and takes crap from nobody.
     
  12. flyingbrickracing

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    S###house tennis
    (pic of tennis ball)........................................................(pic of tennis ball)
    Look_right________________________________________________look_left
     
  13. hydrashok

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    My last tour here in Iraq, I visited MANY porta-johns. I read so many hilarious quips I was going to write a book:

    Port-a-John Prophecies
    Plaigarisms from the porta-potties

    Here were some of the many entries I remember:

    1. Seen outside the base commander's office: "I've got so much brass up my ass I could fart the Star Spangled Banner"

    2. Written real small in the bottom corner: "If you can read this, you are $hitting at a 45 degree angle"

    3a. Written just above the TP dispenser: "Re-enlistment Forms"

    3b. Written just below the TP dispenser: "Oops, I dropped my brown pen."

    4. Seen at the inbound side of the airport in Kuwait: "Ladies, enjoy it while you can, because in a year, you're gonna be ugly, again."

    I really wish my laptop from that deployment didn't crash... I had a little more than a hundred of these collected. :(