Since Mr. Norris doesn't care at all about his #1 fan, I've started a dedicated "win or die" campaign. Steven Seagal is the man. This is gonna be a little more intense than my Norris campaign. I'm gonna log a diary of events, there will be a couple SM giveaways, and I'm starting a 1911 fund. This will run 120 days. If I don't have an autograph from Mr. Seagal in that time, I'm retiring from the forum. I will resume my Japanese language studies, I'm shaving in about 5 minutes, and growing a ponytail. It's going to get a little strange, so bear with me.