Benny's New Autograph Campaign

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, May 16, 2010.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Since Mr. Norris doesn't care at all about his #1 fan, I've started a dedicated "win or die" campaign.

    Steven Seagal is the man.

    This is gonna be a little more intense than my Norris campaign.

    I'm gonna log a diary of events, there will be a couple SM giveaways, and I'm starting a 1911 fund.

    This will run 120 days. If I don't have an autograph from Mr. Seagal in that time, I'm retiring from the forum.

    I will resume my Japanese language studies, I'm shaving in about 5 minutes, and growing a ponytail.

    It's going to get a little strange, so bear with me.:eek:
     
  2. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Benning....It's been strange for about a week! I think you should get a visit from both Mr. Seagal and Mr. Norris, get your fan fix and hopefully, return to normal!
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    If I don't, at least this has epic potential. We haven't had epic in awhile.
     
  4. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    Sure you don't want an autograph by Dr.Phil complete with a visit?
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Mock me, little man.

    ATEMI!!!!:eek:
     
  6. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I vote for this one.
     
  7. hunter Joe

    hunter Joe New Member

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    Benning, forget both of those loser. For a small fee and your own SASE I'll send you my autograph. You will be happier in the long run, I promise.
     
  8. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    Since FTF Squares?
     
  9. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Dress up like a girl and apply for housekeeping, you will get more than an Autograph.:D
     
  10. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Where have YOU been?
     
  11. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    He is INNOCENT!!
     
  12. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    I called Steven, (we were in Scouts together) and got an autograph for you.

    Now will you go back on your meds?

    [​IMG]
     
  13. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Benny, would the 'ol canester fool you. [​IMG]

    Now just go to the medicine cabinet and get the bottle labeled Lithium (Li+), take out two.......no.....make it three pills and take them.

    All will be better in 35 minutes. And continue to take them just like it says on the label. [​IMG]
     
  14. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Ya know, I'm a little tired of everyone telling me I'm crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm Steven Seagal. I mean, I'm a FAN of Steven Seagal.:eek:
     
  15. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Epic is in the spirit of the forum, not in the mind of the OP. Stick with me, brother and epicness can once again reign supreme here. We had the chance, but it seems that I drug it on too long and it overextended the realm of retention. :(

    Perhaps a bout with epicness in the Bunker will bring you back into the plane of normalcy?

    "Can I Play with Madness?"
     
  16. WDB

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    Benning at this rate maybe you should lower your sights then work your way up the martial art movie food chain.

    I bet you can get at least 2 of the 3 ninjas to send you an autograph.
     

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  17. canebrake

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    Mea culpa; Sorry Benny, I thought I could pull one over on ya by giving you my signed copy. You're just too smart for me!

    So......I walked over to Steven's house and had him sign one just for you.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Offer to do some work in New Orleans. See Bourbon St. Get in trouble. Call the county boys.
     
  19. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Here it is. Just print it out.
     

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