Benning Stands Down

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Well, summer is almost gone, and I've accomplished nothing but work and hanging out on here.

    I've not seen a movie or a concert, and my yard looks like the Mekong Delta.

    I'll be taking a break for awhile.

    You guys are like family, and I'll miss you.

    My cousin from Vienna has come to visit, and has enjoyed reading this forum. He'd like to join in, so rather than have him start an account, he'll just be using mine.

    Please make him feel as welcome as you've made me feel.

    He'll also be starting a thread with another respected member, and it will either be big fun, or bomb miserably.

    See you guys when I get back.
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Don't go Benning, just budget your time better....:eek:

    You'll be sadly missed, My Friend....

    JD
     

  3. user4

    user4 New Member

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    Bastage. No one likes a quitter
     
  4. AsmelEduardo

    AsmelEduardo New Member

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    Ok, family is first, fine....
    Take care... we will be here... God bless you man. See you.:p
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Wie geht es ihnen?!

    I am Klaus, Benning's cousin! I will be enjoying with you this forum until Benning returns!

    I look forward to learning from you almost as much as you will look forward to learning from me.

    You Americans have strange ways, but you are funny, too.

    Post you soon!

    Klaus.:cool:
     
  6. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Mr. Ineffable, what is Bastage?:confused:

    Klaus:cool:
     
  7. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Welcome Klaus - You have some pretty big shoes to fill, so I hope you are prepared....

    What can you tell us about Vienna?

    Do you have any firearms experience?

    JD
     
  8. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    This is going to be hilarious...
     
  9. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Ah, Herr Dillinger, Cousin Benning speaks of you high. You are very diesel!

    Austria is very more beautiful than America. Our beer is better, and our women have large, natural bussen.

    There is really only one waffenfabrik, and that is the Walther factory in Ulm, Germany. Our guns are besser, because we work harder and have the diesel engineering.

    Klaus:cool:
     
  10. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Klaus, are you related to Santa? Wait, he spells it with a 'C'.

    What's the German word for sex? weinergoslidin (of course the 'w' is pronounced as a 'v') :D
     
  11. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Ah Mr. Skull, Cousin Benning speaks often of you, and usually with his head making the shake.

    You are not diesel.

    Santa Klaus. Ha Ha, you are so funny. Nicht.

    The German word for making the sex? Klaus.:cool:
     
  12. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    I did not realize that your cousin was smitten with me so. Perhaps he needs to make with the therapy. :p
     
  13. markerdown

    markerdown New Member

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    Sooo, clean up your yard, go see a movie and a concert. Time Management...it's not rocket science. Unless you are bi-polar, have a split personality and your cousin is your alter ego...then add see the doc to your list of things to do before summer ends :D :D :D ............markerdown
     
  14. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Uh, Klaus, Thanks, I think...

    Listen, I know that Benning had stated you had some interesting delays in your trip in and that you were none too pleased with US Immigration, but ease up on the "'Austria is everything" - it's not going to make you any friends.

    Okay, you got us on the beer. I'll give you that.

    But honestly bro, a weaponsmaker that doesn't sell weapons to their own people???

    And your boy Arnold immigrated over here and is now one of our politicians. :D

    Just remember that your are posting here thanks to Benning's hard work.... Don't ruin it for him...

    JD
     
  15. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Benning must do the work because you Americans do not understand that working harder leads to a shorter work week, und more time off.

    Arbeit macht frei.

    Benning tells me that the volk hier are nice, but it seems not so.

    You are not diesel.
    Klaus:cool:
     
  16. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Take it easy Benning. I'll see you when you get back.

    Welcome here Klaus. :cool:
     
  17. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Ah, Vielen Dank, Mr. CA357! You are diesel!

    Mr. Dillinger, es tut mir leit. I will try not to let my national pride make the alienating of Cousin Benning's friends. And I know that you love our beautiful Glock, Ich bin geil!

    Will you be joining me in a question and answer thread, so that we can foster Austrian and American relations?
    Klaus:cool:
     
  18. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Benning did ask me to participate in this thread, yes. If we can do so without aggitating the rest of the forum, then I look forward to it.

    Perhaps you can tell us of the gun laws in your country..
     
  19. opaww

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    Welcome Herr Klaus