Benning is Going Rogue!!!!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Dec 3, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    She was in town. I missed it.

    I'm not pleased.

    Nor am I thwarted.

    I WILL meet her, and I WILL get an autographed copy of that book!!

    I'm launching a multi-pronged campaign to draw enough attention to myself that the world will notice.

    I'm rehearsing my dance number and polishing my rapping skills to mock "Obama Girl", and emerge as "Palin Boy".

    I'm trying to contract a horrible disease, all in the hopes that I can get in the Make-a-Wish program, and meet Sarah and get a copy of that book before I succumb to my disorder.

    If there isn't a fan club, then dammit, I'm starting one.

    I'm sure there's an avatar day in there somewhere.

    Am I typing out loud?:eek:
     
  2. suprdave

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    I think it's a great idea! If you need my assistance, just let me know.
     

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  3. Jo da Plumbr

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    Maybe Santa will leave you a Sarah Palin inflatable doll under your...



    tree.:D:D:D
     

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  4. Benning Boy

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    At the bookstore, there I hover
    Staring at that Newsweek cover

    There is nothing she can't do
    Governor, and runner, too

    Jealousy, I haven't mastered
    Hannity, you lucky b@$t@rd

    Tell me how it came to be
    Interview, and book for free

    Now I'm mad, and typing sloppy
    Somehow I will get a copy

    Letterman, he gives her $#!t
    Then bangs his staff, that hypocrite

    Made this thread, and made you look
    Somehow I will get that book
     
  5. Jo da Plumbr

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    Write her a love poem Benny.

    She may not respond but at least you'll get on the stalker list.
     
  6. Benning Boy

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    It's not like that. I look at her, and I see Liberty.

    And she shoots.

    And she doesn't have big ears and a hidden Communist agenda.
     
  7. Jo da Plumbr

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    I'd let her pound my gavel.
     
  8. Benning Boy

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    There could never be anything between us. I'm happily married, and it would ruin my shot at that VP slot.
     
  9. Benning Boy

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    Just heard on the radio about people camping out 24 hours in advance to bask in her radiance.

    And yet, I can still get tickets for KISS with no wait.

    She's so awesome.
     
  10. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    I see what you did there...
     
  11. lonyaeger

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    She's here in Texas today in Plano. She's going to Fort Hood soon.
     
  12. Benning Boy

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    Is it crazy there, yet?
     
  13. lonyaeger

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    I'm about 70 miles from Plano, so I can't get there, but the news station said last night that people were lining up to camp out, but that the police were dispersing the crowd. It's gonna be huge (that's what she said, har dee har).
     
  14. Benning Boy

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    Sarah, if you're reading, I don't know these guys. I'm nothing like them.
     
  15. lonyaeger

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    I think she probably is keeping up with the forum under the alias "Shooter Girl."
     
  16. suprdave

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    Bullsh!t. It's Samples!