She was in town. I missed it. I'm not pleased. Nor am I thwarted. I WILL meet her, and I WILL get an autographed copy of that book!! I'm launching a multi-pronged campaign to draw enough attention to myself that the world will notice. I'm rehearsing my dance number and polishing my rapping skills to mock "Obama Girl", and emerge as "Palin Boy". I'm trying to contract a horrible disease, all in the hopes that I can get in the Make-a-Wish program, and meet Sarah and get a copy of that book before I succumb to my disorder. If there isn't a fan club, then dammit, I'm starting one. I'm sure there's an avatar day in there somewhere. Am I typing out loud?