Benning Complains...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Aug 16, 2010.

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  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    You know what annoys me? People with NASCAR stickers on their car that don't surpass the speed limit.
     
  2. Benning Boy

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    You know what else? "Jack Wagon". It was cute for a week. It's old now. But it's making it's way to a T-shirt, guaranteed.
     

  3. Benning Boy

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    You know what else? Pondering whether it's inappropriate to make my ribs with Jack Daniels sauce for the A.A. picnic.
     
  4. Benning Boy

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    You know what else? Pondering if I grill shrimp from the Gulf, will it catch on fire?
     
  5. Jo da Plumbr

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    Benny is padding his post count... trying to catch up to JD.
     
  6. Benning Boy

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    You know what else? "Green Bullets". Yeah, I need to shoot you, but I don't want to needlessly expose you to lead.
     
  7. Benning Boy

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    You know what else? That I didn't have the foresight to hyphenate Benning-Boy. It just looks cooler hyphenated.
     
  8. Benning Boy

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    You know what else? Gas prices didn't go up at all while million of gallons were spilling in the ocean, but as soon as they capped it......
     
  9. Dillinger

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    How about abstinence advice from MTV?
     
  10. Dillinger

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    How in the hell did Jersey Shore rake in a 5.5 million viewer rating and What about Ted gets cancelled?!?
     
  11. Benning Boy

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    Can anybody give me the year that the "M" left MTV?
     
  12. NitroxAZ

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    Women that have Betty Boop stickers on their cars tend to be most unlike Betty Boop. No heels, skirt, makeup etc like the Boopster, just PLAIN & FRUMPY.
     
  13. Benning Boy

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    YES!!! I saw one yesterday, had the airbrushed liscence plate, the air freshener, the whole nine, and 3 hundy easy!
     
  14. Dillinger

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    Why is it that everyone that drives a "green" vehicle are the worst drivers on the planet?! Seriously, how is creating a traffic jam of 30 cars behind you on a one lane road in any way helping the Earth??
     
  15. NitroxAZ

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    Sadly around '97 or so with the introduction of "The Real World"
     
  16. Benning Boy

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    I want to polute something just for the hell of it now.

    Most green things on the planet are dangerous. Alot of green snakes are poisonous. Green rocks glow in the dark, are radioactive, and will blind you while putting you in the "seedless grape" club.

    I say go gray!
     
  17. NGIB

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    Years ago, the car at the front of every traffic slowdown was a Caravan - now it's a Prius.

    Why do all the women that wear spandex look like they should be wearing a tent?
     
  18. Benning Boy

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    If the Aztecs are right, I spend all of my Christmas shopping money on expensive whiskey and cheap women. If they're wrong, I just pizzed off everybody because I have nothing in the way of Christmas gifts.

    I hate the Aztecs. If they were so effin bright, where are they now?
     
  19. NitroxAZ

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    I am doing my part, I just polluted my work area with a noxious gray cloud...
     
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  20. Benning Boy

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    Do it proudly! Tell them you're doing your part to aid in the harvesting of methane, so we won't have to drill!

    Effin hippies!!!!!
     
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