Beer vs. Face Cream

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Aug 1, 2010.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Heinekens and puts it in their cart.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

    "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

    "Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

    "It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts, "So do 24 cans of Heinekens and it's half the price."

    On the PA system: "Cleanup on aisle 25; we have a husband down."
     
  2. SHSBulldog06

    SHSBulldog06 New Member

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    Now thats a good one. I gotta ask, where do you get all these jokes from?
     

  3. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    Some just come to me and some I find other places