Because I am a Woman

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by RugerShootinGal, Nov 6, 2010.

  1. RugerShootinGal

    RugerShootinGal New Member

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    Because I am a woman when I argue I am never wrong! Because I am a woman I will never get lost because I am not to proud to stop and ask for directions! Because I am a woman I can multi task! Because I am a woman I can work all day and come home and work all evening! Because I am a woman everyone can hear me ROAR lol!!!!:D
     
  2. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Because I am a woman I can run my house, work my full time job, raise my kids, pay my bills, bring home the bacon AND cook it. Because I am a woman I can be gentle and tough at the same time. Because I am a woman I can have a beautiful garden and mow the lawn. I can do 'manly' jobs around the house without being ridiculed. Because I am a woman I can play with guns and carry a pink purse. Because I am a woman I can do it all and have been for the last 17 years.


    WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
     

  3. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Uh... I could say something about this, but as a man, I think I had better keep my mouth shut.

    j/k

    I like this thread.
     
  4. Glasshartt

    Glasshartt New Member

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    Because I am a woman, I have to do twice as much as any of the men in the same job to be considered half as good.
     
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  5. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Because I am a woman in a man's world, I have learned to be proud of a job well done because usually as women we aren't going to hear it from anyone else.
     
  6. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Because I'm a man, I am asking for the Mods to please move this thread out to the Club House, so every man can see this thread and other woman forum members can post as well. ;)

    Because your a woman...I feel that everyone of you deserves utmost respect, gratitude, pampering and pleasing for all that you do!

    You go Kara Zor-El (Superwomen)!! :D

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  7. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    Women are God's most beautiful creations. I never understood why women felt like bringing themselves down to a man's level was a good thing.
     
  8. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Because you are a woman...you will bring my beer already opened.:rolleyes:
     
  9. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    If I open it, I drink it. Go get your own. ROFL!
     
  10. mesinge2

    mesinge2 New Member

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    Because your a woman, I won't persist in the argument. I know I can't win (and rightfully so).
     
  11. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Because you're a woman, I will always keep in mind that PMS means "Pass my Shotgun".
     
  12. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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  13. RugerShootinGal

    RugerShootinGal New Member

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    Because I am woman CA357 I need someone to PMS because I am gonna scare the s*** out of Shihan!!!! Because I am woman I got some well needed time to myself today with no questions asked. Because I am woman I feel strong and smart and secure enough in my womanhood to watch a chic flick and cry!! Because I am woman I feel I can conquer anything that gets in my way when it comes to protecting my children!!! Because I am woman I feel you guys are great to support this thread!!!:D
     
  14. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Each and every one of these sounds like my kind of woman! :D


    not to mention great fodder for the Fruedian Slips thread :p
     
  15. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Take heed men, when the Devil cannot reach us through the spirit...he uses a beautiful woman to reach us through the flesh.:D
     
  16. TheDaggle

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    Because you're women, Shihan should run for dear life, and I'll wait under a desk until it's over...
     
  17. mesinge2

    mesinge2 New Member

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    Ha, sorry Shihan but that was funny.
     
  18. RugerShootinGal

    RugerShootinGal New Member

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    Because I am woman Daggle you are correct!!! Oh yeah and being under the desk is a great idea!!:D
     
  19. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    "I haven't spoken to my wife in 2 weeks."

    "Why Not?"

    "I don't like to interupt her."

    "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA."
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  20. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    What do women and Slinkies have in common?

    Nothing much, but you can't help smile when they tumble down the stairs.

    OOOH!
     

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