Beautify America

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Jun 26, 2009.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    I was looking at some old and new programs such as Beautify America, which covers everything from, get a tattoo to drive your corvette to work day. So I was thinking of just how I could start a Beautify America program and just what would it be? It came to me like being struck by lightning.

    My Beautify America campaign would be to deport every anti-gunner in this country to China, Cuba, or some place more fitting for the piece of ****s social-ists they are. Just take a look at.

    billery klinton on second thought no don’t look at her you might be turned to stone. That medusas needs to be deported to some place like iraq where she could single handedly end that war just be turning the enemy to stone.

    sarah brady, this cow pie for a face un-American bitch needs to be deported to Russia where she could be put to good use giving oral sex to Putin. Instead of shoving her penis up the keasters of the pro freedom loving Americans she so much hates.

    carolyn (barrel shroud) mccarthy could drop a picket fence at 50 paces with her ugly looks not to mention the devastation she could cause from her ugly inside.

    nancy pissoly I mean pelosi This cesspool faced bitch could scare the **** right out of a constipated ass, so she could be put to work relieving the colons of the Chinese that are all plugged up.

    osamaobama with his big ears could replace dumbo the elephant at Disney; just make it the Disney in Europe instead of America. Where he would fit right in with the other ugly American haters.

    diana feinstein is so ugly that when she goes to take a dump she does not know which end to stick on the toilet. So she would fit right in someplace like Venezuela.

    Let us clean up and make America beautiful again so the real Americans can enjoy it for what it is. Make this July and each July the month of Beautify America month. Deport a socialist.

    opaww
     
  2. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Got my vote.
     

  3. MrKimber

    MrKimber New Member

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    Sounds good to me. You forgot a few(or just didn't have enough room for all of them) like Barney F***k and all the others that are pissing the country away day by day. The only way I can see to really beautify America is to remove them from it, or even earth. We have several nice planets to choose from and I will be the first to donate CASH to get the tickets. All they have to do is choose hot or cold planet and we will make it happen! :rolleyes:
     
  4. matt g

    matt g New Member Supporter

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    Shoulda' done it with Bush 9 years ago. If we had, we wouldn't be in this mess today.
     
  5. MrKimber

    MrKimber New Member

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    I agree completely! Perhaps we should even go back further that that.
     
  6. jng2985

    jng2985 New Member

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    BWAHAAHAHAH sounds good
     
  7. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Can't we just shoot them and have a big azz bonfire?

    Pile them up on top of 400# of tannerite and shot that see who fly's the..... My bet would be Teddy would not go but 6" in the air and fall right back down to earth and cause a 9.0 earth quake. furtherest
     
  8. TXnorton

    TXnorton New Member

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    So Matt.....Are you saying that we would be better off if Al Gore would have been president from 2001 -2008 (including 9-11)? Just curious about your line of thought. Me, I feel less strongly pro-Bush than I did 9 years ago, but I shudder to think of what this country would look like after 8 years of having Al Gore in office, or even if we had the last four years of John Kerry's "leadership"!

    TXnorton
     
  9. Mark F

    Mark F New Member Supporter

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    WRONG...

    This sh!t started long before Bush. Clinton is when the "real" SHTF... However, it did fester and boil over when Bush was driving the herd.
     
  10. Mark F

    Mark F New Member Supporter

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    If you combine all the limp-dicks like Gore & Kerry, you get an Obama.
     
  11. AcidFlashGordon

    AcidFlashGordon New Member

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    There are so many that need to be gotten rid of that it would take more bandwidth to note them than those that are worth something. Unfortunately, it's We the People that continue to put these a$$wipes into office. Straight party voting (because that's the way Daddy voted) or name recognition (who the hell is that other guy running?) or physical appearance (he's so much better looking than the other guy) are not valid reasons to vote for some schmuck. To get rid of the scummy vermin turning this country into a socialist cesspool, there needs to be a HUGE change in the attitudes of the voters. Intelligent research into the records of those running should be the beginning. I know I'm pushing it by using "intelligent" when referring to some, not all, voters. The problem is, too many people just watch the idiot box and rely on what the candidates promise to do, no matter what their past records show.

    The answer should be simple. If you don't like what's going on in government, vote the bastards out. If you don't vote, STFU about the situation because you did nothing to "attempt" to change that. It's up to We the People and until that simple fact is realized, nothing is going to change. Unfortunate turn of events but true in the long run.....
     
  12. fapprez

    fapprez New Member

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    Wow! And I was thinking more along the lines of a chrome plated pistol. Your idea is far more better.
     
  13. RL357Mag

    RL357Mag New Member

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    +1,000,000

    At least he only left a 1.3 trillion $ deficit, but he was fighting a war also...Obamalamadingdong turned it into 13 trillion in 100 days...could you imagine where we would be if Gore, Clinton, Carter, or Obama were in office on 9/11??? We'd be on our knee's to the UN and European socialists begging for permission to retaliate! If Ron Paul was President we'd just be lighting up doobies and consoling eachother...:rolleyes:
     
  14. RL357Mag

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    Unfortunately this is a pipe dream. Most people watch MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS & CNN. The MSM has been indoctrinating people for decades and has amped up their efforts - the majority of "americans" seem to be stuck on stupid and are guilty of voluntary indoctrination because the voluntarily subject themselves to the BS put forth by the left. At least half the people in this country actually believe the government has their interests at heart - as long as we have people like this that vote, nothing will change, and when the level of repression has reached the point where these morons finally begin to understand what has happened, it will be too late to turn back without a full scale civil war, which will never happen.
     
  15. IGETEVEN

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    Did I mention somewhere that term limits are needed for all of the House and Senate ass holes who are homesteading up there in congress with their own agendas and are sucking up our tax dollars for themselves and living high on the hog, really not doing a damn thing for us, but yet sheeples keep electing the same douche bags repeatedly. Why do you think that is?? :rolleyes:
     
  16. freefall

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    Sheeple keep electing the same douche bags because the whole financial grab bag that the federal gov't has turned into is based on seniority. Most folks will give up their liberty for a few bucks any time. They will definitely give it up to someone who says "I'll take care of you."
    Public office should be like jury duty, lottery among non-felons, you get one term in the barrel, then you're done. The dimmest mook I run into couldn't screw up much worse than our professional politicians have, because he would be offset by the other 534 mooks who got drawn this year. Offices like Prez, VP, might need some sort of IQ and Intestinal Fortitude tests to be eligible, which would have eliminated the mooks we have there now. Sarah Palin has bigger balls than Barak Obama, and more smarts than Joe Biden. But I really think there are MUCH better people than her to be president. (Or Governor, for that matter. And I live here, I can say it.)
     
  17. freefall

    freefall New Member

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    Gosh, got into my political rant and forgot to say. "Jeez Oompa, why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?"
     
  18. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    I refer to my signature line. It's just about time too.