(The only way this isn't totally off-topic is that it sometimes makes me want to shoot my TV.) Will someone please tell me who decided that Paris Hilton is so incredibly beautiful? I just don't see it. IMHO, she barely makes it to "pretty". WTF? Here's another: Sarah Jessica Parker. Her new perfume is called "Gorgeous" or something, and I think she's positively homely. Is it just me? Britney Spears, I'll admit, is at least "cute". But if she keeps up her drinkin' and dopin', in a few years she'll look like nine miles of bad road. Jaclyn Smith--now SHE was beautiful. And still is. I saw her on O'Reilly (!) not long ago, and she STILL puts any of this current crop of "beauties" in the shade. Pushing (or pulling) 60, and still jaw-droppingly, stunningly beautiful. Now THAT'S a face. Whatever happened to the GREAT faces? Like Ingrid Bergman, Elizabeth Taylor, and Judy Garland? Am I right, or have our tastes in beauty declined along with our tastes in everything else?