How dare you disgrace a thread of the food of gods by talking about that crap wannabe chunked and pressformed disgusting nasty god forsaken crap. You need to be kick in the junk for that comment.
In order to get back in the good graces of the Bacon gods I offer up a sacrifice. Rather then the kick to the Junk.
But for this I would endure any kick to the Junk. This is the tastiest stuff out there and I stand firmly behind this. PANCETTA!!!
Move over Bacon...[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KERQgZJcE2M&feature=player_embedded]YouTube, 1985[/ame]