Autocorrect

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jagermeister, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. Jagermeister

    Jagermeister New Member

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    Anybody have any interesting autocorrect stories to share?

    1. Don't tread on me was changed to don't thread on me in a recent post.:mad:
    2. My friend wanted to text me that he was going to buy some pencils for his girls. The text actually said I am going to buy some penises for my girls. :eek:
     
  2. johnr1943

    johnr1943 New Member

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    Emailed nursery scheduler at church to say I was unable to keep the nursery that Sunday. I meant to say, "I hope this doesn't cause any inconvenience" It was sent as "I hope this doesn't cause any incontinence". :D
     

  3. rurak

    rurak New Member

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  4. primer1

    primer1 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I'm convinced autocorrect is programmed to do this. :) Some of the words share like one letter, then you look at how it fits in the sentence...its enough to make the non-swearing person think wtf? It definitely puts some comedy into the day.
     
  5. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    This only applies to Apple products...
    If you open "settings" and click on "general" and then "keyboard" you can go to the bottom and open the tab that says "add new shortcut"
    Now type any common word for the "shortcut" and anything ridiculous for the "phrase"
    Now whenever she types "car" it will autocorrect to "potato"
    And the best part is, you only need to infiltrate one device and it will affect all of them with the same AppleID
    Enjoy :D
     
  6. DrumJunkie

    DrumJunkie New Member

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    M y wife the other night when texting her aunt to tell her I had ripped a disc to make copies of a family event said her auto correct changed rip to rape.

    It went out He has it raped and can give you all [the copies] you need:eek:
     
  7. ellis36

    ellis36 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Our farrier told of the time he texted a lady customer about her horse. He texted ‘He shows some swelling in the left front ankle. I suggest you soak his foot in warm Epson Salts water twice a day.’

    Auto-correct changed it to read: ‘I suggest you soak his cock in warm Epson Salts water twice a day.'
     
  8. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    A gay friend invited me to go clubbing one night. I intending to text "I had a long day. Think I'm going to hit the hay." But instead, the message he received was "Stop contacting me! I don't like you like that!" :p