Assault bagel

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Mercator, Jan 29, 2014.

  1. Mercator

    Mercator New Member

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    I was next in line to a large woman at the coffee shop, and that's what she ordered! Turned my head... There were salt bagels on the rack.

    Right on, I was thinking, carbs and salt in one package. This bagel'll get ya! "Now only 3.99 with a Bloomberg soda"...... Whaaat!?

    I don't know were it goes from there, but dreaming of a Gun Nuts Glossary of Terms. Like the redneck dictionary by J Foxsworthy.
     
  2. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    What do you call it when a CCW drops to the floor of a public toilet? Poor pucker timing? I don't know...
     

  3. Mercator

    Mercator New Member

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    Wiener meets Holder... Oh shut up :D
     
  4. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Wiener, Holder for President!!!!Not....:D
     
  5. Mercator

    Mercator New Member

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    we already had one. (Flashback!!....)