I got a call today for a self inficted GSW today. I'm pretty used to that call, but it's usually a suicide attempt. Today it was a guy carrying Mexican his Glock 17 who accidentally shot himself in the right thigh. We carried him to the local trauma center where they found a shattered femur and the hollow point imbedded just beneath the surface of the lateral thigh. He was rushed to the OR where they fitted him with a 6" titanium rod to replace the section of Femur that he obliterated. And to be completely honest, I'm kinda glad the OR Doc denied my request for orders for more than 5 of Morphine. Just thought I'd share my humorous moment of the day.